Battle of the Emoticons [CLOSED]

Jason Tandro · Sun May 17, 2009 3:15 am

Okay here's the deal. You must tell a story, while replacing certain words with emoticons.

Rules:
1. The story must be a story about something.
2. The story must be at least a paragraph long, but no longer than 5 paragraphs.
3. There must be at least 5 emoticons per paragraph.
4. Emoticons beyond the standard 20 improve your odds of winning.

The best story will win 400 Gems and bragging rights.

Example:

So the other day I was

a way to earn some more

. I decided to go down to the bar. I had my

as I asked for a job. The bartender was like

and said "You already work here." And I was like

.

chicken · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:35 am Post subject:

as i read jasons deal to earn me some

i was like

and

when i realized, i should partizipate. but first, i had to take a

off my breakfast. because the bread was topped with so many things, i had to

to get it all in. hardly swallowed, i was like ":x jason, this is leading nowhere" but instead of

i just started writing

. so if i win the

i'll buy some... uh

good stuff for you guys

. so

for me to win or else

! oh and jason, if i dont win, you're

. thats right

Freedan · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:01 pm Post subject:

There's a total

at work that no one likes. Complete

(though she fancies herself a real

, which she isn't). For some reason,

tried flirting with yours truly, including a

motion through the window. If you could combine

,

and

in to a single reaction, that was me. I suspect that if I mention that to my other coworkers, there will be much

from the women and

from the men.

True story, by the way. Happened yesterday.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject:

Hmm... this is tough. I think you both win...

Freedan · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:00 pm Post subject:

So there was this contest, and I thought

, a chance to earn

... I need to think of some

to....

Oh, contest is over. I gotz mon-nay.

Flamez · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:57 am Post subject:

So the when I woke up this morning I was like

and then I was like

luckily I had my coffee making me feel like

. Then the girlfirend woke up and she was like

and I was like

, so she was like

and I was like

, as you can imagine this pissed her off hardcore, seriosly who goes around

and gets away with it? Anyway she grabbed me and

So I

and she

and I

and she

. Then I burnt here alive.

Later that day I ran into this amazing chick, and I said

and she was totally into me, we went back to my place and we

and then after that she got on here kness and

and I was like

, she continued to

for hours, it was amazing, she cleaned my house really well!

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:17 pm Post subject:

The contest was over, Flamez... but I can't in good conscience not give you 400 Gems for that.

tay120n64 · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:29 am Post subject:

That was a very short contest. I didn't even have time to get un-lazy and participate.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:34 pm Post subject:

Sometimes people are too fast for me.