Stories passed round the campfire...

[Manibrandr System]

While we wait for the more permanent forums to return, I figured we'd make things interesting with a round robin story.

The rules are simple, pick up where the last poster left off, but please not too much randomness and please write more than one sentence! It's like an RP but you don't play a particular character.

I'll start with this:

Foamy walked in to the bar real depressed. In the beginning, his acting career looked so good with his director IllWillPress writing out well thought out and funny lines featuring him and his co-worker, Germaine. He enjoyed working with them all and everybody loved him, and his director. Now, he's wondering is teaming up with him is a good idea. Somewhere along the lines, IllWillPress stopped being funny and started to use his old material over and over again. he lost a lot of fans and gained a lot of enemies, the only fans left were mostly blubbering idiots with only a handful of braincells between them. Just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, BLAM! "The Jigglybutt" happened, never in his whole life had he seen such a pointless and meaningless script. He even had to restrain Germaine from sodomising IllWillPress with a rusty spork. That wasn't so bad though, he managed to cop a feel unnoticed on germaine. Hehe.

"Keep! 2 shots of vodka please!" Foamy ordered.
"Foamy! What happened to your movies? I watched the latest one and for the first time I thought it sucked!" the barkeep questioned.
"Yeah, I know César. Don't ask me, I don't write the script."
"Well, can't you just quit."
"Can't, nobody's willing to hire me anymore. And the fanboys and fangirls, most are fuckin idiots, and those that aren't hate me. I even had to get my own gun for self defense, if you know what I mean"
César waved his hand in front of his chest as an ancient roman gesture of empathic pain. "Oooh! I see.....still, isn't 2 shots a bit much for you?"
"At the moment I don't care, you're not my father anyway."
"Okay, fine, I am not responsible if you die or something."

César brought Foamy the 2 shots he requested, which he paid for. He sniffed the shots and downed the entore shot in one gulp, he winced a bit.

"Strong shit, César, gimme a couple more!" Foamy demanded, which the barkeep duly complied.

Foamy was in the process of drinking his second shot when the dor of the bar opened, revealing...

(OOC: Yep, it's based on Foamy and how much his movies are going downhill )

[Tiga X]

Joan-Michele wrote:

The rules are simple, pick up where the last poster left off, but please not too much randomness and please write more than one sentence! It's like an RP but you don't play a particular character.

How the hell am I supposed to continue this?! I can't do that without randomness! I love randomness! How am I supposed to continue something that's -ACTUALLY INTELIGENT-?! I'm from fucking Holland, damnit!

[Manibrandr System]

Just write something decent and fairly lengthed to continue my story and you'll be fine.

[Guest]

and they all lived happily ever after, the end. -_-

[Manibrandr System]

*Kicks guest in the balls*

I want a PARAGRAPH, you fuckstick, not a conclusion!

*sigh*

I guess I overestimated the intelligence of the peeps here at TE. Is it too much to ask to write just ONE paragraph to continue this?

[Guest]

now joan ... that aint a nice way to treat a guest ... i though you'd know better than that by now
and calling me a fuckstick im so hurt
sides ... didn't really feel like reading a whole paragraph then making some shit up that sounds slightly right but then if cross examined turns out to be completely incoherant ... so i just wrapped it up to piss you off a tad

[blueisalive]

Anonymous wrote:

now joan ... that aint a nice way to treat a guest ... i though you'd know better than that by now and calling me a fuckstick im so hurt sides ... didn't really feel like reading a whole paragraph then making some shit up that sounds slightly right but then if cross examined turns out to be completely incoherant ... so i just wrapped it up to piss you off a tad

Axe, you can quit pretending now...

Okay, I made up my mind - no guest posting!

[Muerte]

actually that wasn't axe ... its me Muerte ... just haven't joined -_- ... lol ... ahaha ... you thought it was axe

[blueisalive]

Muerte wrote:

actually that wasn't axe ... its me Muerte ... just haven't joined -_- ... lol ... ahaha ... you thought it was axe

That was a joke anyway, I was just going to say whatever TE veteran name came to mind first. XD

[Tiga X]

So why not me? I'm like, the ultimate veteran!

[Manibrandr System]

*holds her head in her hands in a mock headache*

Ugh....another intellectually potent thread ruined.

[inferiare]

Nah, not ruined. Just stopped temporarily. :mrgreen:

[Axe Kazama]

@Aoiga: you think I'm smart enough to write a paragraph? let alone antagonize Joan!?!?

[Manibrandr System]

Probably, I wouldn't know. Maybe Freedan.

(BTW, Where is that *censored* loser!? )

[inferiare]

He's waiting for the real forums to come back, he told me.