[VICTOR- Lenc and tay120n64] The RP Punch-Up 2

Jason Tandro · Mon May 25, 2009 6:32 pm

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---ACTIONS IN PLAY---

Euro is under attack! It is unclear what they want, only that they will destroy the Euro Theatre in 30 posts with their shells!

---WEATHER CONDITIONS---

Euro Theatre
Indoor. Air-conditioning. Temperature at 18.8 degress Celsius (66 degrees Fahrenheit).

Emergency lighting is lit. Only certain portions can be seen and the theatre is lit in a dim red glow...

Affected Fonym Colours
Purple +45%
Green +15%

Euro
Summer, warm. Temperature at 29.4 degress Celsius (85 degrees Fahrenheit).

Partly cloudy, rain possible in the evening...

Affected Fonym Colours
Red +35%
Blue +20%
Yellow + 15%
Vermillion +5%

--- JUST JOINING THE FRAY ---

In the previous Punch-Up, the Arena was destroyed, as was the Red Riotz. Flamez was declared the winner of that Punch-Up. While both are repaired, the Euro Theatre has graciously allowed us to use their main performance hall as an arena.

As Tay and Jason attempt to have a hearty cup of tea... and a bucket of fried chicken, Flamez comes in and breaks things up. EverPhoenix has now arrived, eying the Dr. Pepper and Jason fled , protecting his bucket of chicken, but not before turning off the lights!

Tay, who knows some people in the business, summons his friends in high places to turn on emergency lighting, while EverPhoenix has a refreshing Dr. Pepper. Unforgiven enters with an amazing hamburger for sale.

Tay purchases it on an IOU basis and prepares to devour it. Meanwhile, Jason has pushed Flamez out into the streets of Euro. When engaged with Jason, Flamez retreats bumping into a mysterious anthropomorphic girl. This sight causes Flamez to pass out.

This woman, Arche, enters the Euro Theatre as Metall Ark and Unforgiven begin a duel. Ignoring their fight completely, she walks to tay120n64 and asks him about Valerie. While avoiding combat with Unforgiven and Ark, tay agrees to help her out, if she'll agree to meet him at a Sanctuary.

As Jason makes his way back to the theatre, three strange metal crafts begin raining fire upon Euro from above. He has no idea what they want, except to destroy Euro and its theatre!

---WHERE IS EVERYBODY?---

tay120n64, EverPhoenix, Metall Ark, Arche, Flamez and Unforgiven are in the Euro Theatre.

Jason Tandro is in Euro.

---DISCOVERED AREAS---

Euro Theatre
An massive theatre dedicated to the arts, this multi-million gem structure is now holding RP Punch-Up events, with promises by the administration that they will pay for the damages.

Euro
The cultural center of the world, this massive town is crowded with citizens and merchants. It's located in the middle of the North Continent wastelands.

Wastelands
The area surrounding Euro is one massive collection of pointless plains, which seem to amble nowhere in particular.

Mt. Kress
This mountain overlooks Euro and is rumored to be home to one of the five Dragons (The Green One).

tay120n64 · Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject:

*Tay sits next to Jason and pulls out a pitcher of tea.*

"Help yourself. I'm planning on having a little more fun this time around."

*Pours tea and takes a sip.*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject:

"I don't drink tea. It angries up the blood."

Pulls out a massive keg of beer.

"Oh relax, I hate the taste of beer, it's not for me."

Pulls out a 12-pack of Dr. Pepper.

"I also hate Dr. Pepper. I brought these for our guests. Hoping to lure a few more people to the Punch-Up."

Pulls out a 40 ounce jug of Yoohoo and a bucket of fried chicken.

"Is that for you?" tay120n64 asks.

"Yes. How did you know?" Jason replied.

"Oh... just guessing." tay120n64 nods.

Flamez · Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:01 pm Post subject:

*spills tea on tay and jason*

"thats how the cookie crumbles"

tay120n64 · Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject:

"You crumbled my cookies! That was rather unnecessary. Now I'm going to have to get more, geez."

*The floor around tay sinks, and Tay goes under ground, while still sipping his tea. A moment later, they see Tay in the control box above the auditorium. Still sipping tea...*

"Stand back."

*Tay pulls a lever. And pushes a button. An enormous cookie rises from the stage sitting upright on a plastic stand. Tay dips back into the floor and reappears where he initially was. Jason looks over at Tay. Flamez eyes the cookie.*

"How did you do that?" -- Jason

"I know people." -- Tay

*Sips tea.*

Flamez · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:28 am Post subject:

"Coooooookie..."

*Flamez stares in awe*

"Cooooookie.."

*Flamez attempts to eat the cookie.*

*Flamez gains indigestion*

EverPhoenix · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:06 pm Post subject:

i likes the look of that dr pepper. and what are we watching in this theatre?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:37 am Post subject:

Jason runs up on stage with his bucket of fried chicken!

"You'll never get my chicken! It's decapitating good!" Jason shouts as he turns off the house lights.

---It is now DARK.---

---Jason is eating the chicken! It will be all gone in 15 posts, unless somebody finds him. (Note: Jason can eat and fight at the same time, because he's awesome.)---

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Have you checked the first post for the latest info? Get the latest info on the environment here!

EverPhoenix · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject:

AHA! you left the doctor pepper where you were before!

*searches for the dr pepper*

*finds the dr pepper*

ahhh, refreshing

tay120n64 · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:01 pm Post subject:

*Tay is discontent.*

He didn't listen... They're not listening... Why aren't they listening... I said it... I said it distinctly... I told them that I... That I...

"I KNOW PEOPLE!!!"

*Tay lets out an operatic roar. The deep and lucid tones of his voice activate a program in the control box. The emergency lights turn on, lighting a few sections of the theater.*

*Tay, EverPhoenix, and Flamez look in one of the center isles of the theater to see Jason dressed in a chicken suit, ruffling his feathers, and muching down on a bucket of KFC. Flamez is entranced. EverPhoenix pops open another Dr. Pepper. Tay sips his tea.*

Flamez · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:56 am Post subject:

*Flamez turns on his "God-Mod"*

*Flamez is unbeatable*

*Flamez wins the punch up*

"To easy"

lol

EverPhoenix · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:58 am Post subject:

Flamez wrote:*Flamez turns on his "God-Mod"*

*Flamez is unbeatable*

*Flamez wins the punch up*

"To easy"

lol

just coz youre unbeatable, doesnt mean you can (or did, even) do anything against anyone else

Lenc · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:54 am Post subject:

*enters euro theater*

"Hi there I have this amazing hamburger for sale anyone want one?"

tay120n64 · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject:

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:08 pm Post subject:

Jason rushes out of hiding and smashes Flamez across the face with his bucket of chicken. He then rams one of the bones of the finished pieces in his back and drop-kicks him out of the Euro Theatre and chases him into the street.

It is a warm summer day in Euro, and Jason lifts his lance and bucket of chicken and faces off against Flamez.