A Zombie Christmas Carol

[Jason Tandro]

We're working on a Christmas Carol parody set in a Day of the Dead environment.

The Story
A highly fortified military base located underground, called the Manger. First Sergeant Scrooge led his unit to secure the base and protect civilians against a zombie uprising. The evil tyrant Santa Claus, used poisoned candy canes to spread an infection which caused corpses of those who had eaten them to come back from the dead as his mindless servants.

Now with time running out before the zombies rise again and Christmas Day 2010 is the last Christmas ever, Scrooge has a plan to unleash a massive Tsar bomb called the Baby Jesus. If this is detonated, it will kill all the zombies, but will likely also kill the citizens of the Manger.

Warrant Officer Cratchet wants to unleash a smaller detonation called Rudolph: The Red-Switch Time Bomb which will only affect the zombies, but is having trouble putting the final touches on it. With time running out, Scrooge prepares to press the button.

Cratchet begs for one more day of work… Christmas Day. Scrooge refuses this request as he needs everybody, soldier and civilian, ready for combat. That night he has a battle fatigue induced dream with spirits of Generals Past, Present and Future who discuss strategy with him, the last one being his future son who (if Scrooge detonates the baby Jesus) will never be born. He snaps out of it and realizes that the only way to save humankind is to go with Cratchet’s idea.

However when he wakes up with this brilliant insight, it turns out that it’s too late. The battle has begun and zombies have invaded the manger. With his trusty weapon at his side, he goes out in a blaze of glory.


Includes such epic lines as:

"You there, boy? What day is?"
"Today?! Sir it's judgment day!"
And then the boy is eaten by zombies.

[Edit]Here is our logo:

[psychokind]

"and then john was a zombie"

make a vid of it pls sounds good

[Mantaray]

that'll be a big hit if you actually do make it into a movie

[inferiare]

Oh lol. I love you, Jase.

Just be sure to write it in correct screenplay format, or else!

[thefencemaster]

You know, I think this is something that I'd need to see to understand.

[chicken]

heh, yay for zombies

[Blade]

Massive Zombie-Shootout + Christmas = EPIC!

Thats looking good!

[Jason Tandro]

rainichan wrote:

Oh lol. I love you, Jase. Just be sure to write it in correct screenplay format, or else!

Set-Up of the shot

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What the Person Says

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But of course. It shall be a movie.

[Manibrandr System]

Awesome, I hope this gets made!

[Jason Tandro]

Bout halfway through the screenplay. Came up with a potential tag line:

"Deck the Hall with Holly's Bowels."

[inferiare]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Bout halfway through the screenplay. Came up with a potential tag line: "Deck the Hall with Holly's Bowels."

...l-lmao that's brilliant. I wholly approve of anything that's zombie-like.

[Jason Tandro]

Then you have to read this book:

[Jason Tandro]

Here is some PR Stuff for you kiddies!


Violent Night (Test Phase)

A theme that Jacob Olnick and I mixed for the movie. This is just the test version (and will be improved upon). IT's creepy as all get-out!

Teaser Trailer 1 (no actual footage yet)

[Manibrandr System]

Nice tunes.