Penises are better the Vaginas.

Flamez · Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:48 am

Discuss.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:54 am Post subject:

You're an idiot.

Even with your forewarning I had a hope that you were just joshing us.

But yes. Penises are better than vaginas. At putting out camp fires.

Freedan · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:43 am Post subject:

You can write your name in the snow with them, you can piss in to a bottle while driving, and you don't bleed from it once a month.

Topic over.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:27 am Post subject:

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:and you don't bleed from it once a month.

Well that depends entirely how into S&M you are...

JK!

Freedan · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:49 am Post subject:

Why must you scar my mind? Why?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:58 am Post subject:

It's what I'm here for. To make everybody's day a little more surreal.

Mantaray · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject:

Flamez, you are a dork xD

While I agree that they are better in some ways, a girl's crotch can takes several hits without feeling immense pain like a penis would after one hard kick.

In elementary, a guy came in dressed as spiderman. The suit was polyester. He "stuck out" noticibly. That is actually more embarressing than manly, expecially in front of a bunch of kids xD

Freedan · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject:

sora-mage wrote:a girl's crotch can takes several hits without feeling immense pain like a penis would after one hard kick.

A crotch shot can hurt a woman just as bad as a guy. Nerves, and all.

tay120n64 · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject:

Not to mention if a girl was wearing a Spider-Man suit, she could stick out just as much if she had...

...you know what? I'm gonna stop here.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject:

Plus which the male penis is vulnerable, but it's really the testicles that are the center of pain.

Can't walk right for hours and you have that feeling like you have to use the restroom but can't... it's horrible. Too many soccer (football) accidents.

Freedan · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:26 pm Post subject:

tay120n64 wrote:
...you know what? I'm gonna stop here.

Thank you.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:37 pm Post subject:

I was trying to get us off that topic, lol.

Ehhh.... I feel so unclean now...

EverPhoenix · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:12 pm Post subject:

lol i cant believe he actually did it.

as for my view on the matter... being a guy im obviously biased, but id probably have to say id agree. the whole period thing

Ratty Randnums · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:19 am Post subject:

Cawkz0rz r0ckz0rz mi s0ckz0rz.

....I'm glad 1337 is no longer popular.

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:04 am Post subject:

Except for the fact that without the funholes (hur hur stupid FFXI macros), you guys would have to use socks, fleshlights, or the good old-fashioned lotion+hand combo.

Then you'd whine about blue balls and then what would you do then?

Yeah, that's what I thought.