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Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:01 am Post subject: |
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Heh. Women controls the "fun holes", they controls the universe.
But no that's the thing. Women are so perfectly designed as sexual partners for men who are (by their very nature) ADD. Three (ahem) "fun holes" if you will and two breasts. If a man paces himself he can have fun for the whole day.
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chicken Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:29 am Post subject: |
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i think peeing is more fun when you can control the way of you pee
women: straight down (depending on surface and pressure, it may come up again a little bit ^^)
men: randomly. try putting your hands behind your head and shaking you butt (only advisable when outside or somewhere, NOBODY cares for cleanliness) _________________
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tay120n64 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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That's epic. _________________
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psychokind Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together _________________
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Freedan Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: | or the good old-fashioned lotion+hand combo. |
Tried and true method.
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That reminds me, I have to... um, go... and... attend to a matter of pressing importance. _________________
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inferiare Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. _________________
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Jason Tandro
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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chicken wrote: | i think peeing is more fun when you can control the way of you pee
women: straight down (depending on surface and pressure, it may come up again a little bit ^^)
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Well I assumed that was why women are so flexible. So they can make up for not being able to arc their shots. _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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Blade Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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I'm so glad I'm a man, I wouldn't want to put up with all this crap.
Plus, if a man forgets to shave, she might complain that you scrath, but if she isn't shaved EVERYWHERE, its just disgusting/dangerous.
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inferiare Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: | Plus, if a man forgets to shave, she might complain that you scrath, but if she isn't shaved EVERYWHERE, its just disgusting/dangerous. |
Now see, I'd be mean about that one. "You don't wanna shave and you scratch me with your beard or whatnot? Revenge, baby. I'm not shaving ANYWHERE until you shave it off." _________________
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Blade Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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AAAH!!
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inferiare Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: | AAAH!!
*runs off* |
HEY, it would be revenge. You scratch me I scratch you. It's fair. _________________
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psychokind Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. |
haha sorry raini, you got me wrong
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inferiare Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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psychokind wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. |
haha sorry raini, you got me wrong
with best friend I meant our penis |
Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating. _________________
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psychokind Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: |
Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating. |
irritating. I'd say they are distracting if they're heavy but boobs are making us even in terms of uninfluenceable important body parts, I guess. _________________
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Jason Tandro Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:05 am Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. |
haha sorry raini, you got me wrong
with best friend I meant our penis |
Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating. |
Hey I'm heavy AND irritating and I'm one of your good friends! _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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