Which Final Fantasy VII Girl is the hottest?

Jason Tandro · Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 pm

Yes, yes. It's time to objectify the cyber chickies of Final Fantasy VII. Why? Because I have too much free time on my hands and I am a loser.

Aeris

Tifa

Yuffie

Elena

(PS: Yes, I deliberately chose fan-art.)

Aeris is pretty, and not in the "OMG in your face way." Plus she's got the innocence factor.

Tifa is more for your badass chick with (ahem) proper endowments.

Yuffie is the cute teen who will kill you as soon as you look at her.

I added Elena after tay's comment. And Now I wish I could change my vote!

I guess my vote goes to Aeris then.

[edit: I can't change polls... so if you pick Elena, just say so.]

Freedan · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject:

Something definitely seems wrong with Tifa's midsection in that picture.

May I suggest investing in a ribcage implant?

tay120n64 · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject:

What? No Elena?

Granted, Aeris gets props for being a brunette, but Elena is by far the most awesome chick in the game!

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject:

tay120n64 wrote:What? No Elena?

Granted, Aeris gets props for being a brunette, but Elena is by far the most awesome chick in the game!

Forgot her! Can't believe it. Well, I added her image, but I can't change polls.

tay120n64 · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject:

OH GOD KILL ME KNOW!

Please get a better picture...

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject:

None of them.

She gets my vote.

tay120n64 · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject:

Isn't that Lucrecia?

Or is it someone from Dirge of Cerberus?
(I didn't play that one)

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:20 pm Post subject:

tay120n64 wrote:Isn't that Lucrecia?

Or is it someone from Dirge of Cerberus?
(I didn't play that one)

Haha sorry. Keep changing the size of the picture. But yes, that's Lucrecia Crescent. She was in the original too, if you went into her cave near North Corel with Vincent in your party.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:03 am Post subject:

LOL. For a second I mistook her with... uh Shelke's older sister. I forgot her name. But the crippled one. Anyways, I was gonna make a joke about you liking your women unable to resist until I realized that it was tasteless, stupid, irelevant and the fact that she was actually the most badass character in the game short of Vincent himself.

Does anybody find it odd that Lucrecia looks so much like Aeris?

@tay: Yeah it's crap, but it's the best one I could find on Deviantart (quality-wise).

Flamez · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:34 am Post subject:

Yuuuffffiieee

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:22 am Post subject:

I think she has the best picture in the above.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:57 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:LOL. For a second I mistook her with... uh Shelke's older sister. I forgot her name. But the crippled one. Anyways, I was gonna make a joke about you liking your women unable to resist until I realized that it was tasteless, stupid, irelevant and the fact that she was actually the most badass character in the game short of Vincent himself.

Does anybody find it odd that Lucrecia looks so much like Aeris?

@tay: Yeah it's crap, but it's the best one I could find on Deviantart (quality-wise).

Shalua. And funny enough, I didn't like Shalua too much. It's like Nomura wanted to try and replace Lucrecia as Vincent's love interest and that irked me (no, I don't like Vincent/Lucrecia as a pair at all!). Also, Lucrecia doesn't look like Aeris? o.O

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:23 am Post subject:

Body? No. Face and hair... take a close look. It's subtle. Similar features. Same facial structure. Also same benevolent nature. We know the mother of Aeris was Infalna, and Hojo captured her at one point. OMG. Hojo slept with Infalna! Aeris and Sephiroth are brother and sister!

Wow. Slash fic in the making.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:57 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:Body? No. Face and hair... take a close look. It's subtle. Similar features. Same facial structure. Also same benevolent nature. We know the mother of Aeris was Infalna, and Hojo captured her at one point. OMG. Hojo slept with Infalna! Aeris and Sephiroth are brother and sister!

Wow. Slash fic in the making.

Nnnnnope, Ifalna was with Gast.

Hojo got to Lucrecia before Vincent could (and Dirge's timeline can go f itself, seriously) essentially, got her pregnant (I'd like to think that Lucrecia didn't sleep with Hojo, because I wouldn't want to touch Hojo with a 20 foot pole, let alone sleep with the man; plus, Sephiroth got his looks from real!mommy Lucrecia). Gast and Hojo both worked on the Jenova Project, Gast backed out and fled to Icicle Inn with Ifalna, and they had Aeris. Hojo busted in after finding them, killed Gast, and brought Ifalna and baby Aeris back to ShinRa to run tests and experiments on them. /nerd

Plus, Lucrecia is SO not like Aeris in any way personality-wise. And I still don't see where they look similar. o.O

(best picture of Lu I could find on my harddrive that's similar enough to Aeris. I don't have any cg renders of Lu looking straight up like that from Dirge. I don't think she does that at all anyway in game. ...plus, Lu has better boobs, hands down.)

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:50 am Post subject:

Well... yes. Lu does. I think the idea is that if Aeris had them, then it would distract us from her innate innocence. And I'm suddenly very aware that you are a girl.

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