Urban Dictionary name definition

[Yet One More Idiot]

tay120n64 wrote:

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote: Is my name the only one in there that does NOT directly reference sex and/or cocks? :p It's because you're too awesome for sex.

Yeah, alright, let's go with that exc...I mean, reason, then.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it like mud to a politician!

[eFlare]

Oh Urban Dictionary.... I use it pretty often actually. I tend to get behind on slang, so it's always a good stop for me to check out what the "cool" kids are talking about.

On to the name game:

Michel

A man who is a Michel may call himself Mike or Michael. A Michel is a guy that is sexy.They are also very tricky like an Octopus. Sometimes you have to keep an eye on a Michel, because if you look away he might hide around a corner & jump out when you least expect it,to scare the piss out of you.They cook garlic shrimp better than ANYone

Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty

I had no idea I was like an Octopus

(There was so much text there, I had to make it a tad smaller. )

[Freedan]

I didn't know an octopus was tricky.