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Pure bile here folks.
Allow me to open up with one that I came up with while drunk many moons ago...
"Do you think there's a web-hosting site aimed at pedophiles called NoDaddy.com?"
Compendium of the Worst Jokes Ever
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Compendium of the Worst Jokes Ever
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what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
- my ass
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what? its a movie quote...
- my ass
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what? its a movie quote...
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You stole my line!chicken wrote:what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
- my ass
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When you're standing there, you're an American. But when you go into the bathroom, what are you?
European.
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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There's a guy in the bathroom, a guy who just left and a guy who's waiting to go. Where are they from?SoulBlazerFan wrote:
When you're standing there, you're an American. But when you go into the bathroom, what are you?
European.
Answer: European, Finish and Russian.
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seriously guys, i dont know if there's ANYTHING to get with this jokes but IF SO, then i dont get it
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Mexico.Freedan wrote:
What would the United States be if everyone lived in their cars?
My sister blurted that out when trying to think of the answer.
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Time for new terrible jokes.
Why did the farmer look out his window?
- Because he couldn't see through the wall.
- I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.
** Piece of string walks in to a bar. Barmen says "sorry we don't serve your kind here" so the piece of string walks back out side, twists himself around and ruffles up one of his ends.
So he walks back in to the same pub and the barman says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"
The piece of string replies
"I'm a frayed knot"
What happened to the cannibal who turned up late for dinner?
- He got the cold shoulder.
What's brown and sticky?
- A stick.
Why did the farmer look out his window?
- Because he couldn't see through the wall.
- I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.
** Piece of string walks in to a bar. Barmen says "sorry we don't serve your kind here" so the piece of string walks back out side, twists himself around and ruffles up one of his ends.
So he walks back in to the same pub and the barman says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"
The piece of string replies
"I'm a frayed knot"
What happened to the cannibal who turned up late for dinner?
- He got the cold shoulder.
What's brown and sticky?
- A stick.
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Whats brown, green, and if it were to fall out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
The old classic:
Whats red and green and moves around in a circle really fast?
A frog in a blender.
Arnold Schwatzennger has a long one. Michael J Fox has a short one. Madonna and Cher don't have one at all. What is it?
A last name.
A pool table.
The old classic:
Whats red and green and moves around in a circle really fast?
A frog in a blender.
Arnold Schwatzennger has a long one. Michael J Fox has a short one. Madonna and Cher don't have one at all. What is it?
A last name.
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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Ugh... some Mario and Zelda jokes from Nintendo Power.
Courtesy the AVGN: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry ... tack/24502
What kind of fish would dare attack Mario?
A Barakoopa.
Why did Mario cross the road?
He couldn't find a warp zone.
How does Mario read the future?
He uses a Luigi board.
What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door.
Triforce.
What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda.
Leever alone!
How did Link win the basketball game?
He used his hookshot.
Courtesy the AVGN: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry ... tack/24502
What kind of fish would dare attack Mario?
A Barakoopa.
Why did Mario cross the road?
He couldn't find a warp zone.
How does Mario read the future?
He uses a Luigi board.
What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door.
Triforce.
What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda.
Leever alone!
How did Link win the basketball game?
He used his hookshot.
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I win. The tagline is actually my friend's.
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