Weirdest Date You've Ever Been On

[Jason Tandro]

My ex girlfriend Heather and I pretty much only got to hang out once in a blue moon because she lives 30 minutes from me. So to be with her, I had to do what she was doing at the time and we never really got to go on a proper date. So I'd say the weirdest "date" we were ever on was going to her sisters place to babysit.

Spongebob Squarepants just isn't a romantic movie...

[Yet One More Idiot]

Jason Tandro wrote:

My ex girlfriend Heather and I pretty much only got to hang out once in a blue moon because she lives 30 minutes from me. So to be with her, I had to do what she was doing at the time and we never really got to go on a proper date. So I'd say the weirdest "date" we were ever on was going to her sisters place to babysit. Spongebob Squarepants just isn't a romantic movie...

Strange can be good though, Jase, at least your times with your g/f will really stick in your memory, eh?

And it sure beats my history of 0 dates.

[Jason Tandro]

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: My ex girlfriend Heather and I pretty much only got to hang out once in a blue moon because she lives 30 minutes from me. So to be with her, I had to do what she was doing at the time and we never really got to go on a proper date. So I'd say the weirdest "date" we were ever on was going to her sisters place to babysit. Spongebob Squarepants just isn't a romantic movie... Strange can be good though, Jase, at least your times with your g/f will really stick in your memory, eh? And it sure beats my history of 0 dates.

I can assure you I will remember her for much more interesting things than the chicken soup I ate with her, her nephew and nieces.

[Yet One More Idiot]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: My ex girlfriend Heather and I pretty much only got to hang out once in a blue moon because she lives 30 minutes from me. So to be with her, I had to do what she was doing at the time and we never really got to go on a proper date. So I'd say the weirdest "date" we were ever on was going to her sisters place to babysit. Spongebob Squarepants just isn't a romantic movie... Strange can be good though, Jase, at least your times with your g/f will really stick in your memory, eh? And it sure beats my history of 0 dates. I can assure you I will remember her for much more interesting things than the chicken soup I ate with her, her nephew and nieces.

Very true, I'm sure.

[Freedan]

My gf and I have done some pretty mundane stuff that probably wouldn't even qualify as a date.

We wound up taking her dog to the park once. He was still a young dog, hyper as hell, and couldn't really be left alone at her house (which he would have been if we had gone out), so we took him with us. Not exactly the most exciting day, but I didn't get to see her often at the time, so I was really just glad for the chance to spend the afternoon with her.

[inferiare]

Freedan wrote:

My gf and I have done some pretty mundane stuff that probably wouldn't even qualify as a date. We wound up taking her dog to the park once. He was still a young dog, hyper as hell, and couldn't really be left alone at her house (which he would have been if we had gone out), so we took him with us. Not exactly the most exciting day, but I didn't get to see her often at the time, so I was really just glad for the chance to spend the afternoon with her.

...d'aw, that's cute though.

[Yet One More Idiot]

inferiare wrote:

Freedan wrote: My gf and I have done some pretty mundane stuff that probably wouldn't even qualify as a date. We wound up taking her dog to the park once. He was still a young dog, hyper as hell, and couldn't really be left alone at her house (which he would have been if we had gone out), so we took him with us. Not exactly the most exciting day, but I didn't get to see her often at the time, so I was really just glad for the chance to spend the afternoon with her. ...d'aw, that's cute though.

Seconded. :3

[Miss Prime Blue]

I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog.

... It was very romantic.

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic.

So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees?

[Miss Prime Blue]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Miss Prime Blue wrote: I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic. So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees?

I don't know, probably. I'm lucky I left before he made me eat dog food.

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic. So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees? I don't know, probably. I'm lucky I left before he made me eat dog food.

Lol. He was one'a THOSE guys.

[Miss Prime Blue]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Miss Prime Blue wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic. So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees? I don't know, probably. I'm lucky I left before he made me eat dog food. Lol. He was one'a THOSE guys.

Yes, i've been through a whole lot of "THOSE" guys. If you put them all together in one place, they could probably run for the douche Olympics.

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic. So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees? I don't know, probably. I'm lucky I left before he made me eat dog food. Lol. He was one'a THOSE guys. Yes, i've been through a whole lot of "THOSE" guys. If you put them all together in one place, they could probably run for the douche Olympics.

Having known you for a while, I'd like to see the kinda guy who would try to be a domineering asshole to you. Ass-kicking of the century. Raini's the same way, y'know.

You don't mess with TE wimmens.

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[Miss Prime Blue]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Miss Prime Blue wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: I was once on a date with a guy who couldn't stop talking about his mother and his dog. ... It was very romantic. So... I guess he wanted you to cook him dinner and walk around on your hands and knees? I don't know, probably. I'm lucky I left before he made me eat dog food. Lol. He was one'a THOSE guys. Yes, i've been through a whole lot of "THOSE" guys. If you put them all together in one place, they could probably run for the douche Olympics. Having known you for a while, I'd like to see the kinda guy who would try to be a domineering asshole to you. Ass-kicking of the century. Raini's the same way, y'know. You don't mess with TE wimmens.

Haha. Well, considering my last ex was an internet tough guy and real-life coward, if that happened in person, i'd have to say i'd leave.

Or, If I was in a particularly bad mood, crowbar to the junk and or face. Or junk and face.

Or slam their balls in a car door. Something with massive ball destruction.

[Jason Tandro]

Losing the ability to procreate would be doing humanity a favor.