Worst names you've seen

Mantaray · Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:14 am

So what are some of the worst or funniest character/people names you've heard or seen?

Found these this morning:

Vanlandingham

Diff-Mider-Junk-Junk

Slagathor

Society

Meteor

Really. Seriously.

I'm totally naming my kid Avalanche.

Maybe Zalthrott.

How about puns?

Naught E. Bishop
Hugh Jass
Noble Butt
Mary A. Jerk
Harry Pitts

chicken · Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:06 pm Post subject:

a former school collegue of mine and me, we had this bet running: whoever has a child first has to name it "the invincible hulk". i somehow stuck with that idea and am still thinking about if it'd be a good idea to tell my future wife about it

Jason Tandro · Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:47 pm

sora-mage wrote:
Society

You've seen Old Man Tyree, I see.

Dark_Gaia · Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:52 pm Post subject:

Joey jo jo shabidu

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:41 pm Post subject:

Sephiroth.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:41 pm Post subject:

inferiare wrote:Sephiroth.

Here here.

Neph · Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:09 pm Post subject:

Dart (legend of dragoon)

psychokind · Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:05 am Post subject:

my friends two rabbits were named "asshole" and "grandma"

Mantaray · Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:33 am Post subject:

lol psycho

just how much fun did you guys have with that?
"stop chewing on that, asshole."

this guy on an old tv show named his dog "Dammit."

So then he could say stuff like "Sit, dammit." "Roll over, dammit." "Dammit, good job."

One of my favorite scenes of all time

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:03 am Post subject:

Hahahaha it's like alternate Rocky Horror Show, psycho! XD

Yet One More Idiot · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:17 am Post subject:

Dark_Gaia wrote:Joey jo jo shabidu

ROFL.

Early Simpsons FTW!

He never actually went through with it, but when my mum was pregnant for the first time with my sister, my dad said that he wanted to name her:

Suzanne Ursula Nancy Deirdre Elaine Roberta Lauren.....

It was at this point that my mum realised he was spelling out SUNDERLAND AFC with her initials.

Needless to say, he never got away with that epic plan.

Thankfully for my potential future kids, I don't support a football/soccer team.

Though being a massive Doctor Who fan, I could always consider naming my first kid TARDIS or something.

Neph · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject:

my friends two rabbits were named "asshole" and "grandma"

funny!
I have a cat called spastic ...

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:25 am Post subject:

Trush. (From the Japanese version of MS Saga- A New Dawn, a hardly played RPG with horrible character direction, horrible characters, horrible voice dialogue. Oh, and it features Mobile Suits from the entire Gundam saga)

Yet One More Idiot · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:56 pm Post subject:

The only worst name I've ever heard is a very minor historical example (though some considered it more hysterical than historical

).

One of my mates at school was a boy called Mark - he liked Mark, but he absolutely hated the fact that his parents had given him the combo of Mark as his first name, with Anthony as his middle.

Yes, Mark Anthony. They were big fans of the old film version of Anthony & Cleopatra with Elizabeth Taylor.

He was always so embarrassed about being called Mark Anthony. Personally I thought/think it's a very fine name.

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:27 am Post subject:

"The Situation".

The situation is herpes.

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