things you could get arrested for...

[EverPhoenix]

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1Nm5BA/www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-i-m-arrest-what-fifty-bizarre

well. if in florida, remember to pay parking fees for your elephant.

[Fazermint]

Brb going to church, with a fake mustache on.

[Mantaray]

can understand some of them, like the cactus one since they are some of the slowest-growing plants on the planet, and can go extinct easily if chopped down like trees.

that aside...

i'll take this gorilla in my car's backseat while driving to mexico unshaven, and then i'll fall asleep with my shoes on in a cheesecake factory on top of a fridge, but not before selling a hollow log that i had my elephant look after next to the road, who might have bit off a person's leg with false teeth after making fun of them for not accepting a challenge of shooting a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel after tickling a woman who claimed her parents were wealthy enough to not have to drink milk and keep their christmas lights displayed after janurary 14th, but still think they're too proper to not fold their hands in the elevator and look at the door, then singing off-key in a church with a fake mustache while knitting during fishing season, and taking a bite out of someone's hamburger with margarine in a restaurant because their hands were full. because of that they had to wash the dishes and did not drip-dry them, but dried them with a sparrow they painted to look like a parakeet that also has a partime job of walking a dog without a diaper on for blind children who buy plastic guns instead of shotguns because it's more fun than throwing knives at men wearing striped suits that wash and scrub their dirty sinks that dont take showers afterwards but instead kiss their wives with mustaches unshaven and let their wives cut their own hair and open their husband's mail and dont get written permission to wear the false teeth they gave to an elephant that got fined for owning a boat instead of taking pictures of rabbits in that time of year. so it gambled with a guy and lost all its money so it sold its circus clothes to pay off the debt, but found a job playing piano with its mysterious single arm and eventually it was able to afford a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds but it turns out there were pickles inside because they didn't bounce when it dropped them in his neighbor's house so he lent his vacuum to clean it up before he ate an orange in the bathtub.

Coincidence?

[edit] oh my, 600th post!

[EverPhoenix]

sora-mage wrote:

can understand some of them, like the cactus one since they are some of the slowest-growing plants on the planet, and can go extinct easily if chopped down like trees. that aside... i'll take this gorilla in my car's backseat while driving to mexico unshaven, and then i'll fall asleep with my shoes on in a cheesecake factory on top of a fridge, but not before selling a hollow log that i had my elephant look after next to the road, who might have bit off a person's leg with false teeth after making fun of them for not accepting a challenge of shooting a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel after tickling a woman who claimed her parents were wealthy enough to not have to drink milk and keep their christmas lights displayed after janurary 14th, but still think they're too proper to not fold their hands in the elevator and look at the door, then singing off-key in a church with a fake mustache while knitting during fishing season, and taking a bite out of someone's hamburger with margarine in a restaurant because their hands were full. because of that they had to wash the dishes and did not drip-dry them, but dried them with a sparrow they painted to look like a parakeet that also has a partime job of walking a dog without a diaper on for blind children who buy plastic guns instead of shotguns because it's more fun than throwing knives at men wearing striped suits that wash and scrub their dirty sinks that dont take showers afterwards but instead kiss their wives with mustaches unshaven and let their wives cut their own hair and open their husband's mail and dont get written permission to wear the false teeth they gave to an elephant that got fined for owning a boat instead of taking pictures of rabbits in that time of year. so it gambled with a guy and lost all its money so it sold its circus clothes to pay off the debt, but found a job playing piano with its mysterious single arm and eventually it was able to afford a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds but it turns out there were pickles inside because they didn't bounce when it dropped them in his neighbor's house so he lent his vacuum to clean it up before he ate an orange in the bathtub. Coincidence? [edit] oh my, 600th post!

[tay120n64]

There is absolutely no way that all of those are true. I've seen some weird laws before, but some of those aren't just wacky, they're unreasonable.

Seriously, if you don't live in Arkansas its likely you'll pronounce it wrong. (Ar-kan-SAW)

[Fazermint]

tay120n64 wrote:

Seriously, if you don't live in Arkansas its likely you'll pronounce it wrong. (Ar-kan-SAW)

Where the hell did that W come from XD

[chicken]

tay120n64 wrote:

There is absolutely no way that all of those are true. I've seen some weird laws before, but some of those aren't just wacky, they're unreasonable.

... like eating an orange in a bathtub? THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME! WEEEEEE!

[Fazermint]

chicken wrote:

... like eating an orange in a bathtub? THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME! WEEEEEE!

.... I'm telling on ya.

[tay120n64]

Fazermint wrote:

tay120n64 wrote: Seriously, if you don't live in Arkansas its likely you'll pronounce it wrong. (Ar-kan-SAW) Where the hell did that W come from XD

My state is magical. We develop extra letters when you aren't looking.

In Arkansas, the word "caramel" is pronounced "Kar-uh-banana".

[Fazermint]

tay120n64 wrote:

Fazermint wrote: tay120n64 wrote: Seriously, if you don't live in Arkansas its likely you'll pronounce it wrong. (Ar-kan-SAW) Where the hell did that W come from XD My state is magical. We develop extra letters when you aren't looking. In Arkansas, the word "caramel" is pronounced "Kar-uh-banana".

Banana caramel is yummy