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Fazermint Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:10 pm Post subject: Worst way to die? |
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Allright, what's the worst way to die? This question is often avoided because of our fear of death. I've been thinking about it, and it's quite interesting to ask your friends about it.
I think I'd really hate to drown. I can't hold my breath underwater for very long, so it kind of freaks me out. You first hold your breath and struggle, only to inevitable inhale water... *shiver*
Also, I think being eaten by an animal is a possible winner. Specially if they don't bother killing you, but go nom-noming on your leg first. I watched some Animal Planet once, and there was a documentary about tigers. When they catch a large animal, they start eating immediately before the poor sucker is dead. It's just lying there, being fricken eaten! *shiver*
I've decided that when I'm too old to hold a game controller, I'm gonna jump off a building!!!
Hey, we should have a contest of making up the most insane way of dying, with a lot of imagination and creativity  _________________ Hey. I'm Fazermint. And I'm Juicy!
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Freedan Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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I saw the thread title and immediately thought "drowning".
I hate the thought of drowning. When you get enough water in your lungs, you need to cough. To do that, you first need to take a breath. It would be a horrible time before you died. _________________
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EverPhoenix Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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worst way to die... eaten alive sounds like a candidate.
drowning wouldnt be /that/ bad, a lack of oxygen makes your brain do funny things.
as for crazy ways... i'll get back to you on that one _________________
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Flamez Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Shark victim; I can't think of a more horrible way to die. You drown while being eaten. A very unlucky school mate had the experience a few years ago, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. _________________
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tay120n64 Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Flamez wrote: | Shark victim; I can't think of a more horrible way to die. You drown while being eaten. A very unlucky school mate had the experience a few years ago, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. |
Flamez just won, geiz.  _________________
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:00 am Post subject: |
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From my limited understanding, burning alive is far worse than drowning. Essentially, it is drowning. Since fire is fueled by the oxygen around you, you don't actually die from burning alive- you die because you can't get enough oxygen into your lungs. So essentially, while your flesh is beating burned away, you're also being suffocated by the fire.
And yes, shark attacks suck, unless it gets your head first.  _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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Mantaray Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:04 am Post subject: |
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I would say burning, or sinking in lava... your mind slows down to help you think of getting out, but when there's none, it would feel like an eternity before you finally die.*shiver*
Getting eaten follows closely after. Being swallowed while still alive means suffocating in slimey, stuffy darkness then eroding away in acid. That is if it's a dinosaur or something huge..
Then drowning... yeeeeek. |
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inferiare Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:17 am Post subject: |
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Papercuts. Death by papercuts.
In reverse though, I would like to die by spontaneous human combustion. Preferrably in a car.  _________________
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Fazermint Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Flamez wrote: | Shark victim; I can't think of a more horrible way to die. You drown while being eaten. A very unlucky school mate had the experience a few years ago, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. |
Duuude. That's double. Twice as bad *shiver*
And burning, yeah. I mean, just if you burn your hand for 1 second, it's already effing painful!
inferiare wrote: | Papercuts. Death by papercuts. |
I lol'd
Epic death: Floating in the water face down, so you're drowning, + there was oil on the surface so it's burning your back, + a shark comes to bite yah. The sharks bites off your lower body and sends the rest of your body flying to land again. Then Raini comes and gives you papercuts!!!! _________________ Hey. I'm Fazermint. And I'm Juicy!
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chicken Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:33 am Post subject: |
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hm... i also thought about drowning first, but then i came up with "being beaten to death". you know, when you dont have a chance to fight back and there's someone beating the shit out of you. that person's not only going for your head so you fall unconscious, no. he also goes for your belly, your groin, your ribs, etc. sick shit... _________________
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Flamez Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:06 am Post subject: |
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such a wonderful, happy and all around nice topic; don't you all agree?  _________________
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Fazermint Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Flamez wrote: | such a wonderful, happy and all around nice topic; don't you all agree?  |
It sure makes me happy  _________________ Hey. I'm Fazermint. And I'm Juicy!
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psychokind Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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inferiare wrote: | Papercuts. Death by papercuts.
In reverse though, I would like to die by spontaneous human combustion. Preferrably in a car.  |
Death by papercuts, and your final moments spent drowning in salt. Ugh.
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NoZKeY Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:29 am Post subject: |
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No one mentioned Quicksand? It's so simple but think of the desperation.. a slow death...
I think the worst way is being eaten alive... D:
Also, i have heard drinking bleach and other cleaning fluids leads you to an awful and horrible death..
Wait, i remember another horrible way to die: nuclear bomb... dying some hours after the explosion. |
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