I don't even...
I actually know this kid, I'm sad to say. He recently, figuratively and literally, lost his shit, both his mind as well as his "career" in pro wrestling... so he decided to become a wrapper. Fresh out of the studio is this example of audio diarrhea that has to be heard to be believed.
When A-Holes Lose Their Mind...
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When A-Holes Lose Their Mind...
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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Yes, I can assure you this is real.
He was a pro wrestler, but quit when the bosses gave him shit. What for, you ask? They told him to stop showing up late to shows, and he went all diva and up and quit. He calls himself "Dirk Dirty," but his real name is Joey Janela. He's on my FB page if you're really interested. There's another video- but one audio diarrhea for the day I thought would be enough.
He was a pro wrestler, but quit when the bosses gave him shit. What for, you ask? They told him to stop showing up late to shows, and he went all diva and up and quit. He calls himself "Dirk Dirty," but his real name is Joey Janela. He's on my FB page if you're really interested. There's another video- but one audio diarrhea for the day I thought would be enough.
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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It's supposed to be a turkey. It comes from what is considered to be the second worst film ever made, just behind Troll 2: Thankskilling. That is the killer- a foul-mouthed rubber turkey.Miss Prime Blue wrote:... I ... don't even know what he's trying to rap about.
WHAT is "slizzzzzzz!!"
... and what in the hell is that animal in the video
also, ROFL ... Dirk Dirty
Look up "Jumpin" Joey Janela on youtube, and you can watch his wrestling. Trust me on this; he's just as bad a wrestler as he is a rapper.
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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