Anything Goes Punch-Up

Jason Tandro · Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:04 pm

It's been a while since we've done one of these and I'm worried that the art has died. Well I've never been above kicking a dead body in hopes that the twitches and releasing of gas will imitate life.

So here it is, exclusive to this thread. By the power vested in me by being a Moderator and the only person left who cares about the RP Punch-Up: this Punch-Up HAS NO RULES.

Disregard all the rules on the main thread, with the exception of common courtesy rules: i.e. don't ignore posters and no god-moding.

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EverPhoenix · Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:48 am Post subject:

*Rides in on a dragon, carrying two smaller dragons in it's claws, with each of those dual-wielding lightsabers*

"Let's do this."

tay120n64 · Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject:

Eff it. EP wins already.

Eh, what the hell...

*The ground shakes violently and begins to rise. A large stream of lava erupts from the center of the arena, raining down stones and magma all around. A clouded figure can be seen in the center of the stream. However, it's just an ordinary rock.*

*Tay walks in from the side of the arena.*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:49 pm Post subject:

Jason drives into the arena on a motorcycle. Strapped to the back is every possible fire-arm known to man except for a tommy gun and a world war 1 era rifle which he was unable to steal from the museum. He's carrying a lance and looks up at EverPhoenix's giant dragon. He lifts up a rocket launcher and fires a rocket at the dragon.

The rocket misses spectacularly.

"Damn it," he sighs. He presses a button on his lance and the blade part of it turned into a lightsaber blade.

Blade · Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:33 am Post subject:

*a dog walks in, smells, and takes a leak on the spectacular stone*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:33 pm Post subject:

Jason loads the dog into his rocket launcher and shoots it at tay, smacking him in the face.

tay120n64 · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:42 am Post subject:

*Tay reaches down and picks up the rocket-face-dog, then looks at Jason*

*Tay opens his mouth and a massive laser blasts towards Jason.*

*The dog opens his mouth and shoots a laser in the opposite direction.*

Blade · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:28 pm Post subject:

*scoop da whoop*

*Blade looks into Punch-Up Arena*
"Turbo, what are you doing here?? Get outta here, now! How often do I have to tell you, no punch up for you!"

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject:

Jason is obliterated in the massive laser and falls back onto the ground. However he stands up and rips off his right arm.

"Brains!!!" Jason shouts.

He throws his arm at Tay.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:26 am Post subject:

EverPhoenix tells his big dragon to throw a little dragon at Jason. The dragon flies up to Jason, and gets hit by Jason's flying arm. The dragon falls to the ground unconscious.

"...really?"

*THROW THE OTHER ONE!!!1*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:57 pm Post subject:

Jason, thinking that EverPhoenix is talking to him, twists his body rapidly, dislodging his other arm which smacks EverPhoenix in the face.

Jason looks down at his body and groans a sad little groan at now being limbless.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:07 pm Post subject:

*takes a faceful of zombie arm and falls off the dragon*

*lands on tay in a mess of limbs and lightsabers*

*the big dragon goes insane, flying around and breathing fire everywhere*

tay120n64 · Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject:

*Tay transforms into a Red Yoshi and starts spitting fire at limbless-Jason with EP on his back.*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:38 pm Post subject:

Jason runs away from the fireballs and leaps into a giant slingshot. It shoots him into the side of the arena, knocking the far wall over. The sound of a dying pig can be heard from within.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:32 am Post subject:

GO! TAY-YOSHI! BREATHE FIRE OVER THERE SO WE CAN HAVE BACON!

...yells EverPhoenix, a bit too enthusiastically.