Anything Goes Punch-Up

[Jason Tandro]

Jason rolls down the far side of the hill and disappears. He respawns in the middle of the arena carrying a shotgun.

"Alright! Class change!" He shouts enthusiastically pumping a round into Yoshi-Tay's face.

[tay120n64]

*Tay-Yoshi sticks out his tongue and eats the rounds. Tay-Yoshi begins firing the rounds one pellet at a time towards Jason.*

[EverPhoenix]

*EverPhoenix swings his lightsaber erratically*

[Blade]

*swings his ... erratically*

Please tell me you're wearing rapist-glasses and a "somethings wrong with that guy"-trenchcoat

[EverPhoenix]

*swings his ... erratically*

Please tell me you're wearing rapist-glasses and a "somethings wrong with that guy"-trenchcoat

oh of course. my van is also parked right outside.

[tay120n64]

*swings his ... erratically*

Please tell me you're wearing rapist-glasses and a "somethings wrong with that guy"-trenchcoat

oh of course. my van is also parked right outside.

This Looks Legit.

[inferiare]

AND EVERYONE WENT INTO THE NEXT LEVEL OF INCEPTION BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[EverPhoenix]

*finds himself sitting at a table, talking to tay. Tay appears to be wearing a green tunic that looks uncomfortably warm*

[ergz]

Lol just reading this it's hell funny. At 1st I thought it was a topic were u literally swear at people and diss them. Then I come across this and I can't help but laugh at how wrong I was. I was about to say I'm in thee mood for people to abuse me. It would b funny. Ps I'm not a sadist don't pm wierd stuff lol

[Flamez]

-Flamez steps out of his personal time vortex inside his Evangelion equipped with light sabers, a black hole manipulator and care bears, only to see a bunch of skeletons littering the battlefield -

"Shit, I over shot by 4 years"

[Jason Tandro]

In a freak accident, Jason Tandro creates a wormhole to the past which when reacting with the recent arrival of Flamez red rings all over existences. God is both alive and dead at once, time compresses down into a single second where all ecstasy and torment capable within the spectrum of human emotion is felt by every being in the cosmos. A single second stretched on ad infinitum a limbo of equal parts heaven and hell. However as is the nature of freak celestial events warping the very fabric of time and space, it corrects itself, spitting Jason Tandro out on to the battlefield like a pale white sinewy blob of chewing tobacco.

Jason shakes his head and grabs his lance.

"Well that was unpleasant," he shrugs.

[Manibrandr System]

Valerie steps into the arena, in the middle of the chaos. She calmly pulls out a semi-automatic DMR and takes aim at the first target she sees. With her Alacritous Aim and Critical Sense, she is likely to land a devastating critical hit.

Number of Shots Left : 15

Slavalon Rifle
"An ornate ancient rifle with engravings written in Selenic all over the body."

High Damage
High Accuracy
High Critical Chance
High Critical Damage
Low Cycle Rate
Medium Proc Rate
10 Shots

Customizations:
Accelerated Rifling : More Damage
Burst : Increases burst count of semi-auto rifles.
Alacritous Aim : Improved Critical Chance
Critical Sense : Improved Critical Damage
Radiant Lancer : Combined Fire and Lightning for Radiation Damage (Causes Confuse, Effective against High Tier Armor)
Flame Needle : Adds Fire Damage, Drains MP
Thunderbolt : Adds Lightning Damage, Drains MP
Exalted Large Mag : Increased Mag Capacity
Radiant Flash : Added Proc Rate, adds Radiant Flash AOE proc (Rare proc, deals heavy AOE damage from shooter upon hitting a target, and causes confusion and blindness.)

[tay120n64]

*Looks back through time at Yoshi self. Looks slightly less back in time at green tunic self.*

"...Am I a kid now?"

*Dons a hat with two short tentacles and pulls out a water gun*

"No. I am a squid now."

*Begins firing erratically*