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Postchicken Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:40 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


"i got a headache" Laughing

not like that ever happened... Shifty
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Postpsychokind Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:21 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


oh well, it can get bad for her Smile
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PostAzure Phoenix Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:29 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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psychokind wrote:
Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


oh well, it can get bad for her Smile

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can someone explain to me why no one is writing all this down? it's bloody priceless Very Happy

...well, maybe not write, but maybe a "comical moments" thread would do. Smile
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Postinferiare Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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chicken wrote:
Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


"i got a headache" Laughing

not like that ever happened... Shifty


AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask Mad ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE.

The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.
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Posttay120n64 Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:39 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Postchicken Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:42 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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rainichan wrote:
chicken wrote:
Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


"i got a headache" Laughing

not like that ever happened... Shifty


AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask Mad ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE.

The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.


i think there couldn't possibly be ANYTHING worse than that to tell your girl at that moment Laughing
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Postpsychokind Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:06 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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rainichan wrote:
chicken wrote:
Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


"i got a headache" Laughing

not like that ever happened... Shifty


AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask Mad ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE.

The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.


it can be worse: there are girls who sometimes get headaches CAUSED by sex. especially from multiple orgasms, their bloodstream gets confused and too much blood rushes into few parts of the body, especially the head, which causes somewhat pressure and that makes a headache.

you now might ask: "so what? better than not having sex because of the headache before?". fools! you ever tried to sleep next to a girl who thinks you're responsible for her headache?! Laughing
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PostAzure Phoenix Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:46 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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psychokind wrote:
rainichan wrote:
chicken wrote:
Blade wrote:
psychokind wrote:
NoZKeY wrote:

i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful...


and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible Wink


High five!!

Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...


"i got a headache" Laughing

not like that ever happened... Shifty


AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask Mad ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE.

The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.


it can be worse: there are girls who sometimes get headaches CAUSED by sex. especially from multiple orgasms, their bloodstream gets confused and too much blood rushes into few parts of the body, especially the head, which causes somewhat pressure and that makes a headache.

you now might ask: "so what? better than not having sex because of the headache before?". fools! you ever tried to sleep next to a girl who thinks you're responsible for her headache?! Laughing


let me guess, you get a lot of pain?
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Postpsychokind Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:49 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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let me guess, you get a lot of pain?



mental pain, yes
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PostYet One More Idiot Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:01 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I suppose it would be horribly clich if I wanted to answer "yes please!" instead? Laughing

Male and proud. Is this a case of not many females in this community, or just that the ladies don't wish to risk being one of the potential few to stand up and be counted? Smile
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:19 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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That reminds me of a wonderful joke.

God is talking to Adam. And he says "Okay you need to across the river."
Adam asks "What is a river?"
So God explains.

"Next you need to go through the woods."
Adam asks. "What are woods?"
So God explains.

"Then you have to climb a mountain."
Adam asks. "What is a mountain?"
So God explains.

"Then you need to go into the cave."
Adam asks. "What's a cave?"
So God explains.

"And then you need to talk to the woman."
Adam asks. "What's a woman?"
So God explains.

"And then you need to procreate."
Adam asks. "What does that mean?"
So God explains.

So Adam crosses the river, goes through the woods, climbs the mountain and enters the cave. He then comes out and says:

"God, what's a headache?"
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PostValerie Valens Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:10 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I realized that I never replied to this. I am femme-leaning nonbinary. :3c
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