What is more orgasmic, Penises or Vaginas?

Flamez · Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:33 am

Its been 5 years, time to bring back the most important of topics.

You know what to do.

Discuss.

...Ill see myself out.

Blade · Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:46 pm Post subject:

Sex is nice and everything, but have you ever had a glas of cold tab water the morning after heavy drinking?

psychokind · Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:39 am Post subject:

Blade wrote:Sex is nice and everything, but have you ever had a glas of cold tab water the morning after heavy drinking?

or a frozen pizza before you go to sleep after heavy drinking?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:04 pm Post subject:

Or finally getting that one itchy spot on your back that you hadn't been able to reach but finally got it?

...yeah...

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:14 pm Post subject:

We're all adults here so let's get real. JT bout to lay some grown up erotica on yo asses:

Its late at night. You have just finished a load of dishes and are cooking some comfort food. You've been cleaning all day so you took a night shower and changed into fresh clothes. You bring your food to your bed which you've freshly made. You turn on Netflix to watch the same four episodes of your favorite show you always break out. Console of choice or PC gaming at the ready for about two to three uninterrupted hours of gaming. You then fall asleep in a freshly made bed with an oscillating fan running on the lowest setting (just for the white noise). You drift off listening to a lofi mix on Youtube. All is at peace with the world for a few hours.

Manibrandr System · Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:10 pm Post subject:

Why not have both? There are surgeries nowadays that can perform androgynoplasty.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:11 pm Post subject:

Or what about when you've eaten some popcorn or a sesame seed and feel it in your teeth. You use your tongue to try and flick at it. You know getting the truth brush and using a mirror would instantly solve your problem, but you're either stubborn, lazy or just need to have that minute satisfaction of using your tongue to get it loose.

When it finally slides from between the teeth... absolutely pure bliss.

Manibrandr System · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:07 pm Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote:Or what about when you've eaten some popcorn or a sesame seed and feel it in your teeth. You use your tongue to try and flick at it. You know getting the truth brush and using a mirror would instantly solve your problem, but you're either stubborn, lazy or just need to have that minute satisfaction of using your tongue to get it loose.

When it finally slides from between the teeth... absolutely pure bliss.

Either that or you fail and get bloody gums for the rest of the day.

psychokind · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:59 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:We're all adults here so let's get real. JT bout to lay some grown up erotica on yo asses:

Its late at night. You have just finished a load of dishes and are cooking some comfort food. You've been cleaning all day so you took a night shower and changed into fresh clothes. You bring your food to your bed which you've freshly made. You turn on Netflix to watch the same four episodes of your favorite show you always break out. Console of choice or PC gaming at the ready for about two to three uninterrupted hours of gaming. You then fall asleep in a freshly made bed with an oscillating fan running on the lowest setting (just for the white noise). You drift off listening to a lofi mix on Youtube. All is at peace with the world for a few hours.

mmh nothing beats a freshly made bed

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:32 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:We're all adults here so let's get real. JT bout to lay some grown up erotica on yo asses:

Its late at night. You have just finished a load of dishes and are cooking some comfort food. You've been cleaning all day so you took a night shower and changed into fresh clothes. You bring your food to your bed which you've freshly made. You turn on Netflix to watch the same four episodes of your favorite show you always break out. Console of choice or PC gaming at the ready for about two to three uninterrupted hours of gaming. You then fall asleep in a freshly made bed with an oscillating fan running on the lowest setting (just for the white noise). You drift off listening to a lofi mix on Youtube. All is at peace with the world for a few hours.

Well that's the sexiest thing i've ever read.

Flamez · Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:44 am Post subject:

Miss Prime Blue wrote:
Jason Tandro wrote:We're all adults here so let's get real. JT bout to lay some grown up erotica on yo asses:

Its late at night. You have just finished a load of dishes and are cooking some comfort food. You've been cleaning all day so you took a night shower and changed into fresh clothes. You bring your food to your bed which you've freshly made. You turn on Netflix to watch the same four episodes of your favorite show you always break out. Console of choice or PC gaming at the ready for about two to three uninterrupted hours of gaming. You then fall asleep in a freshly made bed with an oscillating fan running on the lowest setting (just for the white noise). You drift off listening to a lofi mix on Youtube. All is at peace with the world for a few hours.
Well that's the sexiest thing i've ever read.

Truly perfection.

tay120n64 · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:15 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:We're all adults here so let's get real. JT bout to lay some grown up erotica on yo asses:

Its late at night. You have just finished a load of dishes and are cooking some comfort food. You've been cleaning all day so you took a night shower and changed into fresh clothes. You bring your food to your bed which you've freshly made. You turn on Netflix to watch the same four episodes of your favorite show you always break out. Console of choice or PC gaming at the ready for about two to three uninterrupted hours of gaming. You then fall asleep in a freshly made bed with an oscillating fan running on the lowest setting (just for the white noise). You drift off listening to a lofi mix on Youtube. All is at peace with the world for a few hours.

Jason, this is a public forum, please show some decorum.