[Battle Royale] RP Punch Up version "haiku"

blueisalive · Sat May 07, 2005 2:04 pm

- INFO -

Basic RP Punchup rules except you must make each move in Haiku form!
For anyone who doesn't know what a haiku is,
a haiku is a 3 line poem that contains 17 syllables.
It works like this:
Line 1: 5 syllables
Line 2: 7 syllables
Line 3: 5 syllables
Simple enough?

- RULES -

You MUST post in Haiku form!

Please be kind.
This is just for fun and not for real battling.

Please do not use one word more than 5 times in your move.
If any more rules need to be implemented, I will add them to this post.

Joan's clause does not work here.

I can add or remove rules as I see fit.
I will try to be as fair as I can about this.
If you want to add or remove a rule, please PM me.

I will go first.

blueisalive · Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject:

Silent but deadly
Aoiga strikes Joan with black knife
Die slowly, Fur ball!

Lenc · Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:07 pm Post subject:

Using no brains
Unforgiven trows a stick
Into Joans eye

Something like that?

Manibrandr System · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:06 am Post subject:

Avec deux epées,
Joan entaille les deux bouffons,
Je suis pas blessé.

(Bwahahaha, let's see you beat that! )

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 2:18 am Post subject:

Okay.

Raini は笑う
愚かな場面
おかしいいかに!

(Raini laughs
At the silly scene
How funny!)

Lenc · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:24 am Post subject:

In Huge Anger
I Smack joan in the face
And laugh real hard HA!

Freedan · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:05 pm Post subject:

The 2 posts above me aren't Haikus....

Lenc · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:26 pm Post subject:

Well try and make one yourself >_<

Manibrandr System · Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject:

With great, evil spite,
I hi-kick Lenc in the balls,
I am Cock-Knocker!

blueisalive · Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:55 pm Post subject:

*clears throat*

Polevaulting is great
Especially when you are
Skewering a squirrel!

(I am not intentionally targetting you joan, squirrel just seemed to fit.

)

Axe Kazama · Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:13 am Post subject:

The shimmering blade
stained by the blood of humans
....FDK sucks balls

blueisalive · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:55 pm Post subject:

Stealth as ghost ninja
I stuff DP in oven
What is that gross smell?