TerraEarth Census- Sex

[chicken]

Blade wrote:

psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...

"i got a headache"

not like that ever happened...

[psychokind]

Blade wrote:

psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad...

oh well, it can get bad for her

[Azure Phoenix]

psychokind wrote:

Blade wrote: psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad... oh well, it can get bad for her

can someone explain to me why no one is writing all this down? it's bloody priceless

...well, maybe not write, but maybe a "comical moments" thread would do.

[inferiare]

chicken wrote:

Blade wrote: psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad... "i got a headache" not like that ever happened...

AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE.

The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.

[tay120n64]

Cause Knowledge is Power!

[chicken]

rainichan wrote:

chicken wrote: Blade wrote: psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad... "i got a headache" not like that ever happened... AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE. The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.

i think there couldn't possibly be ANYTHING worse than that to tell your girl at that moment

[psychokind]

rainichan wrote:

chicken wrote: Blade wrote: psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad... "i got a headache" not like that ever happened... AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE. The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE.

it can be worse: there are girls who sometimes get headaches CAUSED by sex. especially from multiple orgasms, their bloodstream gets confused and too much blood rushes into few parts of the body, especially the head, which causes somewhat pressure and that makes a headache.

you now might ask: "so what? better than not having sex because of the headache before?". fools! you ever tried to sleep next to a girl who thinks you're responsible for her headache?!

[Azure Phoenix]

psychokind wrote:

rainichan wrote: chicken wrote: Blade wrote: psychokind wrote: NoZKeY wrote: i am really happy of being male, because girls are so beautiful... and nobody calls you a whore just because you make love to as many of them as possible High five!! Although, if we're "not able to have sex at this precise moment", we're impotent wankers. If a girl isn't getting wet, it's not that bad... "i got a headache" not like that ever happened... AND IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT SEX CURES THE HEADACHE. Seriously, it does. There has been research on this subject (no, not from myself, don't even ask ) and since headaches can come from stress (and dehydration, but that's cured by water), releasing the stressful through sex? NO MORE HEADACHE. The more you know *shooting star* and knowing is HALF THE BATTLE. it can be worse: there are girls who sometimes get headaches CAUSED by sex. especially from multiple orgasms, their bloodstream gets confused and too much blood rushes into few parts of the body, especially the head, which causes somewhat pressure and that makes a headache. you now might ask: "so what? better than not having sex because of the headache before?". fools! you ever tried to sleep next to a girl who thinks you're responsible for her headache?!

let me guess, you get a lot of pain?

[psychokind]

Azure Phoenix wrote:

let me guess, you get a lot of pain?

mental pain, yes

[Yet One More Idiot]

I suppose it would be horribly cliché if I wanted to answer "yes please!" instead?

Male and proud. Is this a case of not many females in this community, or just that the ladies don't wish to risk being one of the potential few to stand up and be counted?

[Jason Tandro]

That reminds me of a wonderful joke.

God is talking to Adam. And he says "Okay you need to across the river."
Adam asks "What is a river?"
So God explains.

"Next you need to go through the woods."
Adam asks. "What are woods?"
So God explains.

"Then you have to climb a mountain."
Adam asks. "What is a mountain?"
So God explains.

"Then you need to go into the cave."
Adam asks. "What's a cave?"
So God explains.

"And then you need to talk to the woman."
Adam asks. "What's a woman?"
So God explains.

"And then you need to procreate."
Adam asks. "What does that mean?"
So God explains.

So Adam crosses the river, goes through the woods, climbs the mountain and enters the cave. He then comes out and says:

"God, what's a headache?"

[Manibrandr System]

I realized that I never replied to this. I am femme-leaning nonbinary. :3c