[VICTOR-Flamez] The RP Punch-Up

Jason Tandro · Sun May 17, 2009 3:23 am

[Edit: After 200 exciting posts, Flamez was declared the Victor!]

Another day, another punch up. Let's go guys.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:48 am Post subject:

*walks into the arena*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:05 am Post subject:

Glances over at a nearby hot dog vendor and orders a foot long.

"The key is to carbo-load before you fight."

EverPhoenix · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:57 am Post subject:

shout me one? im hungry too

tay120n64 · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:59 am Post subject:

The vendor glances at Jason, with a tearful look in his eyes and says,

"I'm sorry, but all the food is gone. It seems that young man over there has an insatiable appetite."

Jason and EverPhoenix look up into the stands and see Tay gleefully devouring the final hot dog. Tay begins to feel the sharp and burning stares of rivals, full of anger and remorse. Tay looks down at them.

"...What?"

Muerte · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:59 am Post subject:

*Waits while watching from a distance*

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject:

Jason cuts through the vendor with his lance. A young girl runs up with tears in her eyes.

"You killed my daddy!" She whines.

And Jason feels sorry for her so he casts Life and brings the vendor back.

"Dude, you are so banned." The vendor curses.

Jason hangs his head in shame...

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:31 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote: "Dude, you are so banned." The vendor curses.
.

*rofl*

Manibrandr System · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:46 am Post subject:

*Teleports the vendor and the little girl to a place faaaar away.*

Now fight!

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:57 am Post subject:

but im hungry!

TURN YOU INTO A COOKIE!!!

*fizzle*

aww

Flamez · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:48 am Post subject:

*puts on his water proof jacket*

Lets dance!

Manibrandr System · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:51 am Post subject:

You do realize the flaw in your plan, do you?

It's not ice-proof, so it will be ripped apart by a blizzard spell, then the ice will melt as they fall into your exposed flame body.

Besides, as a firey being, you are weaker against ice than you are against water.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:05 pm Post subject:

*throws a giant bag of dust on flamez*

Azure Phoenix · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject:

*Looks around the Arena wondering what happened to his bed*

*yawns contagiously (if it isn't a word then i just invented it)*

Valerie Valens wrote:You do realize the flaw in your plan, do you?

It's not ice-proof, so it will be ripped apart by a blizzard spell, then the ice will melt as they fall into your exposed flame body.

Besides, as a firey being, you are weaker against ice than you are against water.

unless of course he emits enough heat to melt the ice and evapourate the water before it reaches him, just an idea...

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:59 pm Post subject:

Looks around for his lance, before realizing that he left it in his car. The path to his vehicular transport being blocked by Azure, Val, EverPhoenix and a befuddled Flamez, Jason pulls out his keys and begins to sharpen them.

"Let's party!"

Jason runs at Flamez and pops his jacket with his keys!