[CLOSED]Let's Go To Hell

Jason Tandro · Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:25 pm

It's a little game me and my roommates invented while pissed off at this guy who kept hitting on this girl that my one friend has serious feelings for.

Think of the most horrible thing you could do to a person, and don't hold back (i.e. Saw)

I'll start off light. This is a little game called "OMG, Why is there a bear in my room?"

thefencemaster · Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:02 pm Post subject:

Lock someone in a room where they had to listen to In C - Terry Riley

Forever

look the song up if you don;t know it. I'd sure as hell rather die than have to hear it more than once in my life

Mantaray · Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:19 pm Post subject:

make them listen to the top 40. if they like it, make them think they killed you and are out for revenge

Jason Tandro · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:28 am Post subject:

This is a little game called "I didn't know bones could bend that way."

You have a person strapped to the front of a steamroller, and they have 10 minutes to grab keys to their restraints from a vat of AIDS infected needles with their one free hand before they get splattered. Oh, and here's the funny part. The key doesn't work.

It's the only way they'll appreciate life.

gavdaman88 · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:27 am Post subject:

Make them watch the new 'Mika' video. You'll wish he never crawled out of the fairyworld again.

chicken · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:16 pm Post subject:

talkshows in and endless loop...

try to beat that

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:44 pm Post subject:

chicken wrote:talkshows in and endless loop...

try to beat that

Making one's body jello.

Crack bones at joints (elbows, knees, wrists, etc.) and in other places to keep cracks going. Then, take a tuning fork to the joints after banging it against something, and watch bones shatter and effectively make someone into jello.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:31 pm Post subject:

You remove a person's skin with a blow torch, and, while their still alive, throw them into a swimming pull full of salt and lemon juice.

...Do I win?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject:

No, no. You have to gouge out somebody's eyes, cut out their tongue, remove their fingers, puncture their eardrums and pierce their olfactory nerve. Before you deafen them, however, you tell them who you are, and then mock them, saying that they'll never be able to communicate who it was. Then you leave them alive in that conditon in a country where euthanasia is prohibited.

Freedan · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:28 pm Post subject:

Rosie O'Donnell porn.

Make someone watch, and it wouldn't matter if you saved 12 orphanages from burning down, you'd still be going to hell.

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject:

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:Rosie O'Donnell porn.

Make someone watch, and it wouldn't matter if you saved 12 orphanages from burning down, you'd still be going to hell.

Rosie O' Donnell porn coupled with that creepy 500+ lb guy who acts like a 15 year old girl on the internets and asks for your a/s/l. That would be pretty gag-inducing.