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There are no words to describe the level of my rage at this point in time...
Seriously? The Zelda series is all about ideas and new concepts (and yet they repeat the same storyline with the same three central characters ad naseum) but there has to be a line!
I was uneasy about Cel-da, but actually found it to be one of my personal favorites (screw you guys, sailing is awesome!) But then from what I saw of Phantom Hourglass, I wasn't impressed (although I respect the use of the DS hardware).
And now we have this game, which is going to include trains as a mode of transportation and have the same characters/ graphics, theme of Phantom Hourglass and Wind Waker?
I love the Zelda series, but I think they pull a few boners here and there, and this looks like another fine example.
Remember the Phillip CD-i? We got three truly shitty Zelda games: Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon and Zelda's Adventure. True, the graphics were incredible (ZA being just a few steps below OoT) but the gameplay was critiqued as poor and the games have been declared non-canon.
And yet that is our issue. I have not played these games personally and have not known any who have. But the damage done was done. The problem is if you get a stigma on a name that brings in millions of sold copies, it hurts you. Zelda's name has been dragged through the mud in the early years but it broke out of the mess and is one of the top brands you can own.
But still does that give you an excuse to create countless crazy concepts and stick them under the heading of a popular household name to ensure sales? Isn't that like cheating?
If these trends continue, who knows what the future will bring?
The Legend of Zelda: Race of Heroes
Link discovers a magical motorcycle in an abandoned temple outside of Hyrule. But the dark lord Ganon has already created a massive tank using the Triforce as an alternative fuel source, and has also kidnapped Zelda... just because he can. Link must beat the seven Dark Racers in order to earn crystals to power his bike and defeat Ganon's evil tank.
The Legend of Zelda: Down Under
I don't have the energy to explain this one, but let's say the boomerang will make an appearance. You play the digeridoo for songs and must collect the seven crystal Outback Steakhouse coupons before Ganon feeds Zelda's baby to a dingo.
The Legend of Zelda 3000
Taking place in the galaxy of Hyrule, you must travel from planet to planet in your starship EPONA (Energy Protected Oribital Navigtion Apparatus) and gather the pieces of the Triforce... no wait. Who would be dumb enough to send a beloved cartoon character into space.
By the way, can't wait for Super Mario Galaxy 2.










