Dead Baby Jokes - Awful.

Jason Tandro · Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:23 pm

I heard two truly awful "dead baby" jokes the other night.

First one:

What's red, bubbly and claws at the window before exploding?
Baby in a microwave.
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Second one (and this one literally made me ROFLMAO):

What's red, slimy and crawls up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
(highlight for answer).

Blade · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:40 pm Post subject:

Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven.

Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume in an oven?

A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven with down-syndrome. ^^

@ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject:

Blade wrote: @ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^

Yeah. When I heard that one I fell out of the chair I was sitting in and was laughing on the floor in a fetal position (no pun intended).

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject:

I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny.

tay120n64 · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:08 am Post subject:

rainichan wrote:I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny.

We all are.

Blade · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:23 am Post subject:

We can have a forum meetup there then!

chicken · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:43 am Post subject:

whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can

whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can

and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:23 am Post subject:

chicken wrote:whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can

whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can

and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans

thankyou chicken, you just gave me a one-way ticket straight to hell

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:38 am Post subject:

tay120n64 wrote:
rainichan wrote:I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny.
We all are.

I'm going to hell for picturing Raini as the wife of Satan, making all her minions dance. bwahahhahahahahaha!

Freedan · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:20 pm Post subject:

What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?

A shish-kebaby.

Thank you, and good night.

tay120n64 · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject:

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?

A shish-kebaby.

Thank you, and good night.

OMG

thefencemaster · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:32 pm Post subject:

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them!

And now for something completely different

::prepares to go to hell for participation in this topic::

chicken · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:15 am Post subject:

^-- thats a good one

psychokind · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:52 am Post subject:

I like them all

too bad chicken threw in the only one I know^^

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:35 am Post subject:

What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

Ten dead babies in a trash can.

(Had to reuse Chicken's setup, because he forgot the most important part of that joke; )

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One alive at the bottom, eating it's way out.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Here's one from my childhood that isn't about dead babies, but just as ridiculous;

What's brown, green, and if it falls out of a tree and it can kill you?

...A piano.