Boobie pasta. Yes, that's right, boobie pasta.

[Miss Prime Blue]

One of my friends sent this to me as a really late christmas gift. He bought it from the bachelorettesuperstore, where they have all sorts of super-creative gifts. And in the package was:

• 2 boxes of Titaroni pasta (yes, these are shaped like boobs)
  2 boxes of Gummy Boobs (these are too)
  2 Boobie lollipops (and these, they taste like cherry!)

And just because I found it hilarious, I copied some stuff off the Titaroni pasta box (from the side panel):

"From the areola region of Italy, comes this regional delicacy. For many years, italian men have enjoyed the full-breasted flavorful bouquet that only titaroni is prepared with.

Giamela Titaroni was always a popular girl in her home town. The local men say it was the special care that she used in preparing her special blend of pasta. The local women say it's only one reason ... er-uh, make that two reasons: the size of her bountiful rack!"

Rofl.

Oh, and on the back, it has a few recipes, this one being "Titty Alfredo" (and yes, it actually says this, complete with italian accent):

• 1 D-Cup-a-breast-milk
  1 Cup-a-white-a wine
  4 garlic-a-cloves, minced
  1/4 teaspoon salt-a
  1 cup parsley chopped
  20 ounces Titaroni pasta

[I didn't include the rest of the recipe]

Have you ever seen something like this?

Now, I get to eat boobs. FOR DINNER! =3

[Jason Tandro]

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I love it when you post, Miss.

[Dark_Gaia]

rofl thats so random

[chicken]

actually, yes

when i was a kid, we used to get to italy at least once per year (nowadays nobody with an average income can do that anymore -.-)
anyway... my parents found those box of noodles and my mom was like "wtf look at them... and the NAME!"

it read "pimpanelli" or something... noodles in the shape of a dick... WITH BALLS at least they didnt implement some hair

and yes, of course we HAD to have them... pasta was never the same again...

[EverPhoenix]

actually, yes

when i was a kid, we used to get to italy at least once per year (nowadays nobody with an average income can do that anymore -.-)
anyway... my parents found those box of noodles and my mom was like "wtf look at them... and the NAME!"

it read "pimpanelli" or something... noodles in the shape of a dick... WITH BALLS at least they didnt implement some hair

and yes, of course we HAD to have them... pasta was never the same again...

and your parents still insisted you eat it?

[chicken]

actually, yes

when i was a kid, we used to get to italy at least once per year (nowadays nobody with an average income can do that anymore -.-)
anyway... my parents found those box of noodles and my mom was like "wtf look at them... and the NAME!"

it read "pimpanelli" or something... noodles in the shape of a dick... WITH BALLS at least they didnt implement some hair

and yes, of course we HAD to have them... pasta was never the same again...

and your parents still insisted you eat it?

"insist" in terms of "you wont get anything else, you know", yes

[psychokind]

1 D-Cup-a-breast-milk

requires a milf!