Urban Dictionary name definition

EverPhoenix · Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:01 am

easy one here.

go to www.urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, and post what it says here, along with any comments you may have. pick any of the first 3 or so, because after that it just gets stupid.

anyway, definition 1 of mine:

Anton:

the coolest kid in the whole school. always being asked for his number and is invited to everything. has lots of friends.

not exactly what id say is true, but i'll take it. the others just elaborate more on it.

chicken · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:15 am Post subject:

kevin:
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?

tay120n64 · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:23 pm Post subject:

Taylor:

An extremely Good Looking Girl! Blond Taylors are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beautiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much. Most Taylors care a lot about animals and the environment! If you get the chance to know a Taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She will be one of a kind!!!

Dude: look it's Taylor
Dude2:She is Amazing!

Huh... Did not know I was a chick. Oh, well, at least I'm hot and outgoing.

Dark_Gaia · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:52 pm Post subject:

Samuel:

A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
That guy is so a Samuel

Freedan · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:21 pm Post subject:

Jerry:

A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.

Girl: Look, here comes a Jerry...I'll go ask him out!

And is it me, or do most of these urban dictionary words just mean 'sex' or 'dick'?

Mantaray · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:51 pm Post subject:

buy mugs, tshirts and magnets
an absolutely amazing, incredibly sexy, unbelievably gorgeous, and on top of that a good kisser. A pretty girl that is a great friend even though all the guys love her. Also, she is really sweet and nice when most people think she would be a snobby person

im gonna have to correct some of that...[/b]

[edit-- my old opinion on this doesn't count

toooo prude there. >w>
would have done younger me well to be like any of these. ]

Yet One More Idiot · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject:

Sorry, couldn't help but pause to lol at Taylor being assumed female by UD.

OK, here's mine.... Gregory:

Wierd, not uncool dude. Into everything, sports academics, etc. Not sure of himself or what he wants to do. Other people have trouble understanding him because he doesn't undertsand himself. He sometimes gets depressed and down on himself if the smallest thing goes wrong. Very pessimistic and cynical, which sometimes almost leads to depression. Isn't a cynic becasue he thinks its cool, is a cynic becuase he thinks it is right.

Note: Don't fuck with him because if he gets pissed, game over for you.
Gregory, also known as Greg, but somethimes called by their lastname, is that guy who nobody can ever figure out. He always does extrmely well or fails completely.

This description completely fails to match me in any way, it's hilarious how wrong it is. EPIC FAIL. :p

The second description was overly gooey and romantic to match me (he who has never had a girlfriend), and the third....I'm not sure what personality exactly is being described there.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gregory

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:32 am Post subject:

Micah:

Super sex possition for shorter or extremely hott girls

Hell yeah I am.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:59 am Post subject:

Raini

Raini is another term for a sexy beast with a nice booty and a sexy appearance
Daaaaaymn Raini is hot!

...welp. *puts on hat to leave*

EverPhoenix · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:24 am Post subject:

its funny how over half the ones i randomly checked were about sex or cocks.

chicken · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:16 am Post subject:

its the URBAN DICTIONARY. what were you expecting?

Lenc · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:22 pm Post subject:

jordi
having sexual intercourse whilst pleasing another male orally

did u hear about that girl? she got absolutely jordied

Freedan · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:03 pm Post subject:

rainichan wrote:Raini

Raini is another term for a sexy beast with a nice booty and a sexy appearance
Daaaaaymn Raini is hot!

...welp. *puts on hat to leave*

Cool, they used my definition.

I didn't write it.

Yet One More Idiot · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:46 pm Post subject:

Is my name the only one in there that does NOT directly reference sex and/or cocks?

:p

tay120n64 · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:20 am Post subject:

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote:Is my name the only one in there that does NOT directly reference sex and/or cocks?

:p

It's because you're too awesome for sex.