This is it.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:53 am Post subject: This is it.

I've been on a fail-a-thon for the past two nights, but I have officially found it. The fail to end all fail.

SOMEBODY INVENTED THIS PRODUCT

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:57 am Post subject:

Freedan · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:34 pm Post subject:

wat?

"People will think you're just checking out your club".... with both hands at crotch level, hidden under a towel, while holding the club as though it's an extension of your own dick.

Forget this, just bring along a Mason jar and keep it in your golf bag. Oh, and a towel, so people will think you're just checking out your Mason jar.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:51 pm Post subject:

i can actually see better use for this club as a way to carry something like bourbon onto the golf course, rather than somewhere to piss. that way, the ladies can use it too.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:23 pm Post subject:

EverPhoenix wrote:that way, the ladies can use it too.

Obviously you haven't heard of the Uro-Funnel, the exciting new add-on to the Uro-Club and new Uro-Racket.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:09 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:
EverPhoenix wrote:that way, the ladies can use it too.
Obviously you haven't heard of the Uro-Funnel, the exciting new add-on to the Uro-Club and new Uro-Racket.

clearly not. but the logical question follows: do i want to?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:25 am Post subject:

EverPhoenix wrote:
Jason Tandro wrote:
EverPhoenix wrote:that way, the ladies can use it too.
Obviously you haven't heard of the Uro-Funnel, the exciting new add-on to the Uro-Club and new Uro-Racket.
clearly not. but the logical question follows: do i want to?

Ah that's a good product too. Do I Want To? The Magical Diaphragm. Not sure you want to get pregnant or not! This new contraceptive, in the style of magic 8 balls, will activate randomly, making that all important decision for you. Now even safe sex can have that exciting "doing-it-with-a-stranger-you-barely-know" feeling.

Okay, well that's wrong on so many levels, but I don't delve out high comedy at 5:30 am.

tay120n64 · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:18 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote: Ah that's a good product too. Do I Want To? The Magical Diaphragm. Not sure you want to get pregnant or not! This new contraceptive, in the style of magic 8 balls, will activate randomly, making that all important decision for you. Now even safe sex can have that exciting "doing-it-with-a-stranger-you-barely-know" feeling.

Okay, well that's wrong on so many levels, but I don't delve out high comedy at 5:30 am.

I lol'd.

Mantaray · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:36 pm Post subject:

okaaaay SERIOUSLY?? "the safe hygiene way"??????

Okay.. So you're relieving yourself inside a golf club... but then you'll have to wash it out later. And what if it gets filled up, and someone else needs to use it? Besides, other people will notice cause it's more obvious than going on a bush.

And RIGHT THERE TOO.

And then one day you'll see people on the national championship goin' pee right before your very eyes just when their turn comes up.

...and then the cap is too loose XDDD OOOH SNAP.

Freedan · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:17 pm Post subject:

A thought occurs:

If you piss in the club, doesn't that add weight to it? That would make it illegal, and you'd probably have to take a stroke penalty for using an illegal club.

If anything, this will only hurt your game.

Just piss in the trees like everyone else. Or if there's no one else on the course, the sand trap.

Ooh, or the water hazard. Make it a real hazard.

Ocie Denver · Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:02 am Post subject:

The comment in somewhere actually make me crack up:

TheWatcherofPooper: "im waiting on the feco-club"

Yet One More Idiot · Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:48 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:Okay, well that's wrong on so many levels, but I don't delve out high comedy at 5:30 am.

No, I'll tell you what's REALLY wrong on so many levels - having sex with your sister inside an elevator!

Ba-doom TSH!

Jason Tandro · Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:33 pm Post subject:

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote:
Jason Tandro wrote:Okay, well that's wrong on so many levels, but I don't delve out high comedy at 5:30 am.
No, I'll tell you what's REALLY wrong on so many levels - having sex with your sister inside an elevator!

Ba-doom TSH!

ROFLMAO

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:16 am Post subject:

mm, carrying around your pee in your club while golfing, must be so fun!

... and warm.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:06 am Post subject:

Miss Prime Blue wrote:mm, carrying around your pee in your club while golfing, must be so fun!

... and warm.

Like those urine-activated heaters they put in military rations now...