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Worst Side Effects You've Ever Heard

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Product: Restasis
Description: An artificial teardrop to relieve dry eyes.
Side Effect: "Most common side effect is a temporary burning sensation."

That's exactly what I want. A TEMPORARY BURNING SENSATION IN MY EYES!!!
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I've seen headache pills that can give you diarrhea o.0 I chose... NOT to take any.
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swine flu vaccination
side effect: stiff right arm
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I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies...
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Olestra (a kind of synthetic fat or something) could cause anal leakage if ingested.

They used it in some brands of potato chips.
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Well, I remember one commercial that the "side effects" listing over that peaceful music was actually longer than the commercial itself. Pretty much, anyone that could cause blindness or death. Which is just about all of them. :)
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Freedan wrote:Olestra (a kind of synthetic fat or something) could cause anal leakage if ingested.

They used it in some brands of potato chips.
i bet that would explain some cases of diarrhea. dang, manufacturers, you'd just do anything to get us into that hospital you bargained with...
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I swear to God I heard of a "male enhancement" drug where one of the side effects was impotency. Just a question. Given what the drug is, if that's one of the side effects, how would you know it was the drugs fault?
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sora-mage wrote:I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies...
what? :D no, THANK GOD they do not.

edit: they even have the best side effect ever: BREAST ENHANCEMENT :lol:
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psychokind wrote:
sora-mage wrote:I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies...
what? :D no, THANK GOD they do not.

edit: they even have the best side effect ever: BREAST ENHANCEMENT :lol:
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I have a friend that was put onto anti-depressants a while ago,
her Dr told her that she might have side effects such as:
headachs, nausea, weight gain, constipation, fatigue and dizzyness, and more depression :???:
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