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 Jason Tandro Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:30 pm Post subject: Comic's Corner, Mark 3 |
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Yep, your one-stop joke thread, in honor of Aoiga's original design (man that guy had such good ideas!) Dirty jokes are A-okay as long as they're not too graphic.
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?
My ass. Nahaha.
But really, here's one:
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork. 
Well, that's enough for my immaturity for the day. 
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| chicken Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:24 am Post subject: |
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| SoulBlazerFan wrote: | What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?
My ass. Nahaha. |
i lol'd so hard  oh, the memories...
uhm, what's green and blue and does not want some sex?
a freshly raped woman.
how do you titty-fuck a 1-year old?
break her breastbone.
and now i need a long shower to get all that dirt off me.
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Whats brown and green and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
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| Freedan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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And now, some more dead baby humour.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.
Thank you, and good night. 
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Freedan wrote: | And now, some more dead baby humour.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.
Thank you, and good night. |
That's one I've never heard before. Classic.
Might as well keep the trend going;
Whats worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
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| chicken Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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what's white and is somehow disturbing at dinner?
an avalanche.
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| inferiare Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all.
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| inferiare wrote: | | ...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all. |
I've found the only people who don't find dead baby jokes funny are parents. They seem to be almost offended by them.
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| EverPhoenix Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 3:27 am Post subject: |
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how do you fit 5 babies in a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them out again?
with doritos
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