Comic's Corner, Mark 3

Jason Tandro · Fri May 20, 2011 2:30 pm

Yep, your one-stop joke thread, in honor of Aoiga's original design (man that guy had such good ideas!) Dirty jokes are A-okay as long as they're not too graphic.

--

If you are what you eat than Mario must be a fun guy.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:05 am Post subject:

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?

My ass. Nahaha.

But really, here's one:

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Well, that's enough for my immaturity for the day.

chicken · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:24 am Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote:What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?

My ass. Nahaha.

i lol'd so hard

oh, the memories...

uhm, what's green and blue and does not want some sex?
a freshly raped woman.

how do you titty-fuck a 1-year old?
break her breastbone.

and now i need a long shower to get all that dirt off me.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:55 am Post subject:

Whats brown and green and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

Freedan · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:32 am Post subject:

And now, some more dead baby humour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Thank you, and good night.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:06 am Post subject:

Freedan wrote:And now, some more dead baby humour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Thank you, and good night.

That's one I've never heard before. Classic.

Might as well keep the trend going;

Whats worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

chicken · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:11 pm Post subject:

what's white and is somehow disturbing at dinner?

an avalanche.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 5:08 pm Post subject:

...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:04 pm Post subject:

inferiare wrote:...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all.

I've found the only people who don't find dead baby jokes funny are parents. They seem to be almost offended by them.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:27 pm Post subject:

how do you fit 5 babies in a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them out again?
with doritos

...