Random Times Two

Jason Tandro · Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:12 am

Evil Monkies and ninjas, thousands of them. What do they have in common? Neither would vote for John Kerry.

Sorry, that was totally random.

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject:

Pirates and Ninja's don't get along.

Muerte · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:24 am Post subject:

blue and red are red and blue

Axe Kazama · Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:50 am Post subject:

I don't like cheese, especially low fat cheese, that tastes like cheese without the flavour

P.S: I've never eaten low fat cheese

Coz · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:51 am Post subject:

I know something they have in common. If you mix both you get evil ninja monkeys.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject:

okay. Here is a totally random thought.

If we have 2 people who get into two separate cars, which are the same model and year and same level of usability and are in all other ways symettrical, consider the following:

They start 230 miles away on a vast stretch of road with no other traffic, or obstacles. The first man drives towards the second at 65 mph and starts at 8:00 am. The second man drives towards the first at 70 mph and starts at 8:30 am.

At what time will they smash into each other with the fire and the sinew and the breaking of the bones?

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:45 pm Post subject:

8:47am.

Muerte · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:48 am Post subject:

they don't smash due to the fact they're driving on different sides of the road

Jason Tandro · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject:

Your both wrong. (although nice math skills Raini). The first guy is a total wuss and veers off course, which results in him falling off the fictious road and into a mass of nothingness where he is engulfed by oblivion and becomes a man we all know as Ansem.

And now you know, the rest of the story!

(PS: Only Paul Harvey fans know what I'm talking about.)

Muerte · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject:

Paul Whovey?

Axe Kazama · Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:51 am Post subject:

does this have any link to Ansem in Kingdom Hearts?