What is this 'Japan'?

blueisalive · Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:47 am

Giera_Guado from Jpop.com wrote: What kind of question is this? It's Japan, man. Have you ever seen Kill Bill, where that blonde chick killed all those people and things? It's exactly like that, all the time. The coolest stuff will happen that couldn't possibly happen anywhere else in the world.

They have tons of anime, all the girls are simply gorgeous and have big breasts (unlike the rest of Asia). Have you ever seen anime? That kind of stuff goes on, on a daily basis. They have robots that walk around and talk to you, and wil even give you pleasure if you have enough dough. You can even win them in crane machine. Heck, you can buy anything from a vending machine; porn, beer, wives.

The money is so crazy. Anyone can have like, 1.000.000 Yen. You just toss money around like it's nothing. When you go to bars everyone there is like, a retired Yakuza, or has at least watched tons of anime.
You have the greatest conversations if you speak the language. And if you don't, they'll make fun of you by speaking in weird pseudo-English. They replace the "r" with "l" just to throw you off.
Every song sounds sooooo happy that there are no depressed people or goths (which is the greatest thing ever). Everyone drives Hondas with like, 600 horsepower and you have to race at every red light you come to. It's just the most awesome place in the world!

Also, the food is soooo good~ Who wouldn't want to go there is a better question.

Thank you Jpop.com, my days would be less funny without you. XD

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:00 am Post subject:

Dear God. I shudder to think that otakus who read that will think it's truth.

Much like PRETTY COMBAT COMMUNIST RIKA-CHAN! The BEST anime/manga the world has ever seen!

Note: PCCR isn't a real series, just made for kicks to see what the otaku would say if mentioned. ^_^

Axe Kazama · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:28 am Post subject:

well this topic is dead unless Freedan can whip something from his butt

Freedan · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:20 pm Post subject:

They forgot the two most important aspects of Japan. Sumo wrestling, and Pokemon.

I had a theory that all the Japanese are really pokemon. Karaoke-loving pokemon.

Ocie Denver · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject:

I owned Japan for inventing the mechas.

And cool games or devices.

Axe Kazama · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:16 pm Post subject:

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:They forgot the two most important aspects of Japan. Sumo wrestling, and Pokemon.

I had a theory that all the Japanese are really pokemon. Karaoke-loving pokemon.

that'll do nicely

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject:

japan is a country, not a real-life anime world ..

*sigh*

Freedan · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject:

A country where they breed super soldiers!

I have inside information. Inside, I tell you.

Muerte · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:45 am Post subject:

run for your lives ... super soldier breeding pikachu's!!!!

Axe Kazama · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:57 am Post subject:

Deathpit...that is the most scariest signature I've ever seen, looks like Mr.Slate from South Park

Ocie Denver · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject:

Axe Kazama wrote:Deathpit...that is the most scariest signature I've ever seen, looks like Mr.Slate from South Park

OFFTOPIC: That's offtopic post. Okay, I tell ya.... He's from Go Go Ackman 3, a freak' SNES game.
And here's a link you would enjoy like pervert....Risk your own over HERE!

ONTOPIC: I'll like to visit Japan for something good.

Freedan · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject:

I'll visit Japan. I've always wanted to eat an $80 burger, or pick up a $25 pack of gum.

Muerte · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject:

can't you do that at any airport?

Freedan · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:32 pm Post subject:

Yeah, but then it's not Japanese.

Unless it's at the airport in Japan.

Axe Kazama · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:08 pm Post subject:

I'd like to visit Japan, because they have a shitload of 0's in their currency...makes me feel rich