Siste Act IV: Old Habits Die Hard

Jason Tandro · Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:25 pm

I don't even have the effort to make a description for that one. It's just a homage to SBF.

Freedan · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

Sister Act 5: Kicking the Habit.

Yes, that's a movie about beating up nuns.

Or at least Whoopi Goldberg.

Blade · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

How about...Sister Act 6: Whooping Whoopi Goldberg

Freedan · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject:

Blade wrote:How about...Sister Act 6: Whooping Whoopi Goldberg

Mine's better.

Blade · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject:

SA 7: Frying the Freedan?

Freedan · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:51 pm Post subject:

I don't want to star in any movie with Whoopi Goldberg. She's a terrible actor, and it's a sure-fire way to drop your IQ a few points.

And I can't spare much more.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject:

SA8: The Seven Deadly Chins

One for when Whoopi goes back to being fat.

My favorite sequel is one to a movie that I completely made up. It's called "THE EXPLOSIONATOR 3: NO NUKES IS GOOD NUKES"

Kinda makes me wonder what EXPLOSIONATOR 1 and 2 were. My best guess is:

THE EXPLOSIONATOR

followed by

THE EXPLOSIONATOR 2: MR. SMITH BLOWS UP WASHINGTON

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:SA8: The Seven Deadly Chins

One for when Whoopi goes back to being fat.

My favorite sequel is one to a movie that I completely made up. It's called "THE EXPLOSIONATOR 3: NO NUKES IS GOOD NUKES"

Kinda makes me wonder what EXPLOSIONATOR 1 and 2 were. My best guess is:

THE EXPLOSIONATOR

followed by

THE EXPLOSIONATOR 2: MR. SMITH BLOWS UP WASHINGTON

After the sucess of the new batch of Sister Act films, the company who owns them decides it's time for a cross over film.

Sister Act 8: Ghost Act. Starring Whoopi Goldberg in two roles- identical twin sisters! Patrick Swayze returns for a brief cameo. Demi Moore couldn't be bothered. She's busy with GI Jane 2: Electric Boogaloo.