Joke

[IDIOT]

A Necromancer, a Paladin and a Barbarian were going through the Flayer Jungle (Naturally the Sorceress and the Amazon were already killing Diablo). The three were captured by Flayers and taken to their leader. The Flayer said that Diablo has chosen one of them to be their ruler so each were sent out to collect 10 of the same item.

The first to return was the Paladin who came back with 10 belts, the Flayer then said if he could insert all ten of the items into his anal orifice without showing any emotion on his face then he was to be spared. The first went in quite easily then the second, the third started to give him trouble, and on the fourth he grimaced, so the Flayers instantly slaughtered him.

The next to return was the Necromancer who came back with 10 chipped skulls, the Flayer repeated to him that if he could insert all ten of the items into his anal orifice without showing any emotion on his face then he was to be spared. The first five went in easy, each one just slipping in after the other with little problem, then as he was inserting the sixth he burst out laughing, so the Flayers slaughtered him.

In heavan the Paladin saw the Necromancer and asked him, you were doing so well, what made you laugh? The Necromancer responded, I saw the Barbarian returning with 10 Spiked Shields.

THIS IS A MAD JOKE

[Freedan]

The thread title is misleading. "Joke" implies humour.... but I find none here.

[Manibrandr System]

this is a ripoff joke of the one with 10 apples, 10 grapes and 10 pineapples. You lose, now go back to the special school. -_-;;

[Freedan]

THIS IS A BAD JOKE

Fixed.

[Muerte]

sorry bout that -_- ... i found it ages ago ... told a friend quite some time ago ... he wanted me to write it out for him ... so i did ... he wanted a copy ... since hotmail wasn't working at tafe i came here and made an account and used that account to send it to me so i could give to him later ... then he decided to post it and make one post about axe ... -_-

Edit: don't worry ... he'll prob forget about this place by tomorrow

[Freedan]

You made an account to send it to yourself so you could send it to your friend?

Couldn't you have done that without another account?

Well, whatever. Now that the mystery's out, I don't see this thread staying open too long.

[Muerte]

well ... technically i made the account for him ... but somehow i decided to complicate it ... after i had sent it to me to send to him ... goddamn ... sounds stupider every time i read it -_- ... he decided to go and post it and crap ... so if this could be deleted/locked/whatever that would be grand

[Freedan]

Just for the record, your posts are hard to read with your major use of "...." throughout.

[Muerte]

but its what i do

[Freedan]

Just find something easier to do.... like make fun of Deathpit.

[Muerte]

but i like ...ing all over the place

[Freedan]

Ok, but cut back. Makes it too hard to read.

Maybe that's why no one listens to you.

[Muerte]

but i listen to me does that count?

[Freedan]

Not really. That means you talk to yourself, which could indicate you losing your mind.

[Muerte]

lucky for me i have no mind to lose