A stupid little story....

Freedan · Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:42 pm

From what I just heard, a man is selling his friendship over the internet. You can buy his friendship for 12 months.

For $3.00, you can expect a birthday card and a monthly email, and for $150.00, he'll give you his cell phone number.

His reasoning? "Everyone needs more friends".

No thanks, I've got friends already, and they don't charge me for birthday cards. Weirdo.

Muerte · Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject:

goddamn ... not even im that desperate for a friend

Axe Kazama · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:01 am Post subject:

fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100

Jason Tandro · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:20 am Post subject:

Pssh. I'll send it to you for free. My cell phone number could use some spam (although for most of you it's a long distance #).

And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here, but I don't expect nude pictures from the girls.

That's just an occasional perk.

Axe Kazama · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here

whatever helps you sleep at night

Freedan · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject:

Axe Kazama wrote:fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100

I'll pay that.... then I'll give it to every telemarketing company I can find.

You'll be flooded with ads for aluminum siding for your house and people wanting to steam-clean your carpets. AHAHAHAHA!!

Manibrandr System · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject:

WTF, that's just retarded. XD

Where did you hear that Freedan?

Freedan · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject:

Watching TV, on one particular channel, they sometimes have minute-long little info things.... usually about something funny like that, or to announce some contest the TV station is holding. I heard that story just before I posted it, but they didn't give many details (like where he lives, etc.)

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:15 am Post subject:

desperation sinks to new lows.

you can't BUY friendship. WTF?

Freedan · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:42 am Post subject:

Well, I guess if people can sell ass-kickings and their souls on ebay, this guy figured he could scam a few people with this.

blueisalive · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject:

Millions of people use eBay. You are bound to meet some drunkards/mental incapable people trying to make a buck there.

It's very funny, actually.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I find that hilarious. I mean, jeezy, it's not THAT hard to go out and MAKE friends. Go to a bar, or a club or SOMETHING. Maybe this guy is desperate for a friend.

And hell, if anyone wants my cell number, ask.

Freedan · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject:

Hey, everyone.... I'm offering my friendship at a real bargain. For only $20, I'll send you a PM. For $200, I'll create a thread dedicated to you.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:01 pm Post subject:

Any takers? XD

Freedan · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject:

How about Muerte? For $250, I'll stop ignoring you.