Let's list the symptoms shall we?
- Burning sensation when passing urine
- Dizzy spells
- Slight headache (Very negligible tho)
- Time perspective diluted by 1/2 (I felt that I had been sleeping 12 hours when in fack I only slept 6 hours.)
- Energy and stamina halved
- Apparently I cramped my left calf in my sleep.
Possible causes :
- TMI kinky DIY sex involving peeholes.
- Critical hypothermia. (My fault, I forgot to half the power of the AC unit after cleaning it.)
Don't worry guys, I'll be fine, (Especially you Karen, Anna and Annie) I've been through this before and had emerged victorious.
PS : If all goes well, I prolly would get my package sent to you, Karen.
*Hugs everyone, being careful not to breathe on them*
I am posting this from a LAN.






