The Crisis Of Infinite TerraEarth's begins!

SoulBlazerFan · Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:30 am

This is the beginning of the story... I do hope it's to everyone's liking.

PROLOGUE:

Not to long ago, in a place, pretty close to home...

STAR WARS...

Wait... woops... wrong story... whoops.

Hi, I'm narrator guy, I erm... talk, and stuff, through the story... well, if you don't like narrators... just piss the fuck off right now!

Anyway... to begin our tale, of the Crisis that had plagued TerraEarth, there is a huge story, who some say is mytholigical; other's Biblical, and others would even say someone spoke it out of there ass. Now that's something I'd like to see! - But, to get back onto the story...

There was an ancient race of beings, known as the Glamaragoliagagmoomoochoochoo, better known as the "Glama's," who held all the universes knowledge in their grasp. One day, a great, evil leader, Lord Pooonu, from the planet Slorgavamalamamadodo, or Slorg for short, and attempted to take over the grat Glamargoliangagmoomoochoochoo planet. They didn't like that too much, but they always thought violence never mattered. But when the Slorg army began to tear them limb from limb, they decided to blow up their home plant.

(At this point you'd hear a pop and it'd just fall down into no where)

But not before they sent their most prized item... The Great Squeaky Hammer of All Knowledge, out into the galaxy, in hopes that one day it would fall into the Universes' savior...

That was 10,000,000,000,000 years ago... and now today... the armies of Skorg are preparing to land upon the destiny of the Great Squeaky Mallet of All Knowledge. . .

TerraEarth- Febuary 13th, 2005... TODAY.

In the quiet city of Middleopolis, home of the superhero (Cough... zero) SBiFman... who's secret identy is SBiF, a well-to-do employee at Target, who becomes The Great SBiFman whenever someone is in need of help... HARK! There is a cry for help?! Where is SBiFman when he is needed... A ha! We Found him! The great hero is hard at work, saving the uni- what the..?

SBiF, the "so called hero" is sitting in front of his TV, mind-numbling playing one of the most greatest of all games of all time; Soul Blazer!

"All right! Level 92! HELL YEAH! JUST TEN BILLION MORE MIRRORS TO GO!"

Oh boy, the universe is in SERIOUS trouble...

(The end... for now. >) )

Axe Kazama · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject:

huh...
its good
funny names don't do it for me
has a Monty Python feeling too...

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject:

Monty Python kicks ASS, Axey.

*Cracks whip* ^_^

Good start, SBiF. =D I like it. You even included the Squeaky Mallet!

Axe Kazama · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject:

don't get me wrong, me likes Monty Python
I've got the "Now for something completely different" DVD

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject:

Monty Python is the best.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:14 am Post subject:

I'm still better though. Monty never used a Squeaky Mallet.

SBiF

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

Exactly. Squeaky mallets kick ass. If I were at home, I would post my picture of my mallets. ^_^

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:08 am Post subject:

That'd be cool. I would then choose the one mallet... to RULE THEM ALL!

...Or something. Hopefully, the next part of the story will be released soon... whenever I feel like being silly again. (And when people give me some good ideas for hero names! >o!)

Axe Kazama · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:30 am Post subject:

alright, what about Axeman...that wields a sword!!!
Axeman with his trusty sidekick...Pidgeon...
goes killing people ironically with a sword or some other weapon like a chair or a banana

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject:

Or legos, just like in your "A Love Story" movie.

I shall be Squeaky Mallet Girl, one of the last protectors of the squeaky mallets...and I wield them too.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:24 pm Post subject:

I have much better ideas than that... and they shall be shown (Soon enough, when I actually get back to continuing the on-going saga of COITE...)... so you'll have to wait... hopefully not too long...

SBiF

Freedan · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote: (And when people give me some good ideas for hero names! >o!)

If it's hero names you want, check out http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/

Make your own.

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:07 am Post subject:

Good God dark knight, you find some of the weirdest stuff on the net.

Freedan · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:22 pm Post subject:

Don't go spreading this around, but....

I have a LOT of time on my hands.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject:

The bewildering Chimp Monkey
Power(s): Matter consumption, Unaided outer space travel
Source of powers: Mythological god(ess)
Weapon: Flash Bullets
Transportation: Commander SUV

That one was my favorite.

SBiF