Most Unneccesary iPhone APP Contest

Jason Tandro · Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:35 pm

Something I thought of upon seeing the catalog of what you can get. This is another "it will amuse me" contest. Everybody make your pitch and then after about a week or so I'll formalize the voting.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:21 am Post subject:

I don't know alot about the iPhone, but there is an app I saw that was those kazoo looking horns they used doing the US Open- it's an APP just to play this annoying horn thingamagig.

tay120n64 · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:49 pm Post subject:

I want an app that can turn any music file into a chiptune. Or into chips. Or better yet, Bugles.

You know what? Screw the iPhone, I want some snacks.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:09 pm Post subject:

I don't have an iphone but I have a phone where I can download apps. I download useless apps too! So far I have:

-air horns (plus other horns)
-applause
-magic 8 ball
-instant buttons (so I can tell people to do a barrel roll on the fly)

Freedan · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:32 pm Post subject:

An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.

tay120n64 · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:18 pm Post subject:

Freedan wrote:An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.

Can I like this?

Ooohh! What about an App that let's you "Like" things? So that way everyone can know anytime that you like something, but you don't have to use your voice to tell them!

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:02 pm Post subject:

tay120n64 wrote:
Freedan wrote:An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.
Can I like this?

Ooohh! What about an App that let's you "Like" things? So that way everyone can know anytime that you like something, but you don't have to use your voice to tell them!

Yo dawg I heard you like apps... so how about we put an app inside of an app that way you can be lazy while being lazy?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:05 pm Post subject:

Freedan wrote:An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.

No need to vote. Freedan just won the thread.

Frankly what I'd like to see is an iPhone app called "Phone" that allows you to make a call to somebody else with another "Phone" for pennies a minute.

psychokind · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:31 am Post subject:

lightsabre and street fighter app - awesome, but unnecessary

Ocie Denver · Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:41 am Post subject:

There is an iPhone app called "I Am Rich", costs $999.99 (no kidding). Apple pulled the useless app off from the app store after 24 hours because it is simply scam.

EverPhoenix · Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:29 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:
Freedan wrote:An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.
No need to vote. Freedan just won the thread.

i resign. cant beat that.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:38 am Post subject:

EverPhoenix wrote:
Jason Tandro wrote:
Freedan wrote:An app that tells you where your iPhone is. Useful for when you've lost it.
No need to vote. Freedan just won the thread.
i resign. cant beat that.

Actually I found one better just for the sheer hilarity of it. It's an iPhone App that makes flushing sound effects which you can set on a timer. The reason? It prevents you flushing the toilet repeatedly to mask "nature's symphony" (IT SAYS THAT IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!) and thus saves water.

This is an example of technology run amok!