What is more Metal, Penises or Vaginas?

Flamez · Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:39 am

Discuss.

intestinal-parasit3 · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:55 pm Post subject:

I'm gonna say vaginas. They kind of look like little sideways mouths with no teeth that occasionally vomit blood. That's pretty metal.

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:29 am Post subject:

intestinal-parasit3 wrote:I'm gonna say vaginas. They kind of look like little sideways mouths with no teeth that occasionally vomit blood. That's pretty metal.

Well. There is that movie...

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:18 pm Post subject:

Oh yeah, Vajayngoliers. But dude that movie isn't scary it's hilarious. The only people who get chomped are attempted rapists and I find that spectacular.

Lenc · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:49 am Post subject:

Some mornings are pretty Metal

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:17 am Post subject:

Jason Tandro wrote:Oh yeah, Vajayngoliers. But dude that movie isn't scary it's hilarious. The only people who get chomped are attempted rapists and I find that spectacular.

I was more talking about Teeth, but that works too

@Lenc: Just some?

Jason Tandro · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:27 am Post subject:

Yes, but I call it Vajayngoliers ever since my wife made me watch it. Cause it's like langoliers... but in the vajayjay.

Flamez · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:03 am Post subject:

Lenc wrote:Some mornings are pretty Metal

Do you Head-Bang in the morning Lenc? Thats pretty metal.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:21 pm Post subject:

Flamez wrote:
Lenc wrote:Some mornings are pretty Metal
Do you Head-Bang in the morning Lenc? Thats pretty metal.

Do you Head-Bang

Head

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:23 am Post subject:

I see what you did there.

Flamez · Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:51 am Post subject:

inferiare wrote:I see what you did there.

sometimes I weave an intricate story with many nuances with my words. Sometimes I choose to be subtle as fuck.

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:43 pm Post subject:

uh. Going to respond to this strange topic since I am bored out of my mind atm.

You can't get more metal than a vage

Flamez · Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:23 pm Post subject:

Miss Prime Blue wrote:You can't get more metal than a vage

We need to know why! You cant just say its more metal, you have to say why!

Is it the fact that it devours parts of other humans? That it bleeds when its not injured? Perhaps its because it because it houses the demon!

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:58 pm Post subject:

Flamez wrote:
Miss Prime Blue wrote:You can't get more metal than a vage
We need to know why! You cant just say its more metal, you have to say why!

Is it the fact that it devours parts of other humans? That it bleeds when its not injured? Perhaps its because it because it houses the demon!

It's metal because it's the bearer of all life

and because it's so powerful and all consuming

Manibrandr System · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:39 pm Post subject:

I'd say go Steely Dan