The Stupid Thing I Did

Jason Tandro · Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:15 pm

I just jumped off a thirty foot tower into a lake... and landed ass-first. >_<!!!!

Ironically, the stinging sensation in my butt is not annoying me as much as this killer case of swimmers ear. It feels like somebody is driving a knife through my head!

EverPhoenix · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject:

there used to be a 10m (30ft) drop at the aquatic centre in adelaide... but they closed it down for safety reasons. i think someone belly flopped off it.

but 3m (10ft or so) are fun

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:57 pm Post subject:

Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:19 pm Post subject:

Miss Prime Blue wrote:Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.

O_o; For a second I thought it was "maybe you need a butt sausage"

That sucks though, Jason. I've landed ass first into shallow water and it sucks. Couldn't imagine that swimmers ear, though. A drop of water in my ear and I go nuts.

Miss Prime Blue · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote:
Miss Prime Blue wrote:Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.
O_o; For a second I thought it was "maybe you need a butt sausage"

hahhaahah .. O_o

misreading ftw. I do that all the time.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:27 pm Post subject:

Miss Prime Blue wrote:Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.

Damn, are you offering?!

But naw, I'm doing okay now.

thefencemaster · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 pm Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote:
Miss Prime Blue wrote:Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.
O_o; For a second I thought it was "maybe you need a butt sausage"

That sucks though, Jason. I've landed ass first into shallow water and it sucks. Couldn't imagine that swimmers ear, though. A drop of water in my ear and I go nuts.

Huzzah for parapraxes on that one.

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:44 am Post subject:

SoulBlazerFan wrote:
Miss Prime Blue wrote:Aww!

maybe you need a butt massage.
O_o; For a second I thought it was "maybe you need a butt sausage"

That sucks though, Jason. I've landed ass first into shallow water and it sucks. Couldn't imagine that swimmers ear, though. A drop of water in my ear and I go nuts.

ahahahahahaha I just cackled here irl. Thanks. XD

psychokind · Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:59 am Post subject:

at least you landed on your butt and not on your face

Manibrandr System · Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 am Post subject:

Cannonballs, not as effective as advertised.

Jason Tandro · Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 am Post subject:

Valerie Valens wrote:Cannonballs, not as effective as advertised.

Indeed they aren't. It still kinda hurts, although the swimmer's ear is gone (that was buggin the hell outta me).