So when you finally die, what do you want done? A traditional funeral? Cremation? Donate your body to science? Or none of the above?
Personally, I think having a funeral for me would be a huge waste of money. The casket, the service, the preparations.... all so a few people could sit around for a while, being depressed. No, thanks.
When I check out, I expect everyone to bring some food, get together, and throw a damn party. Don't be sad that I'm dead, be happy that I lived (and had a pretty good time doing it). Use whatever organs can be saved, and whatever's left of me.... well, it's just an empty shell now.
Maybe cremate what's left and throw me in the eyes of anyone that's pissed me off. Last laugh from beyond the grave.







