The Line They Left Out

[Jason Tandro]

All famous quotes are cropped to sound better. Here are just a few:

"I have not yet begun to fight!" -John Paul Jones
"But I better start, cause I'm getting my ass kicked."

"Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you." -Somn song.
"Give it back!"

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -Sigmund Freud.
"But then again, sometimes its a big black dick."
(George Carlin came up with that one.)

I can't think of any more right now, but you get the idea.

[Zhetty]

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
* By the way, if you think this is an A-plus paper, think of that fantastic letter before 'G'.
--An English Professor

Ok, not famous, but it made me laugh (I'm easily amused).