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Horror's New Face

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After years of attrocious sequels, bad versus movies, and not one, but two failed television exploits- Freddy Krueger returns to Television in one of televisions most talked about new dramas:

Fred Krueger: Chronic Masturbator

See him go through life's struggles, as he tries to masturbate- with a razor glove!

"Oh, damn that hurts! God, why wasn't I born a lefty? Or at least a switch hitter!"

Drama so intense- we ask no children watch the show, due to extreme images of masturbation, burn tissue, and accidents...

"This hurts worse than the time I tried to shave down there! Ahhh!"

Fred Krueger: Chornic Masturbator. Coming to a television station near you.
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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what the crap is going on in your head? :scared:
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It's quite funny, if you know Freddy Krueger.

I, for myself, never watched a full Nightmare... movie.
Not my type.
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Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. :|
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Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. :|
See, I'm sitting somewhere else, but I also read it ;)
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Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. :|
It's SPAM. Why else would it be here?
"Oh, if you see him coming get away if you can. Just keep on running, run as fast you can. He's a dangerous, dangerous man. And he's out tonight. And he's watching you. And he knows your house. Ki ki ki ma ma ma. No, don't turn out the light. Yeah causes hes back. He's the man behind the mask. And he's out of control." -Alice Cooper
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this. XD
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:lol: nice. I would totally watch that. Ok, wait... no I wouldn't...
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That video would be a hit. XD
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and here I thought it was going to be a portrait shot of Freedan!! :lol:
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Axe Kazama wrote:and here I thought it was going to be a portrait shot of Freedan!! :lol:
My ugliness deserves movies, not TV.

Horror movie directors would love to have me aboard, because turning me in to a horror character would take about 8 minutes in the makeup chair. With that kind of time saved, we'd have the movie shot in a week. :coolthumb:
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