Battle of the Emoticons [CLOSED]

[Jason Tandro]

Okay here's the deal. You must tell a story, while replacing certain words with emoticons.

Rules:
1. The story must be a story about something.
2. The story must be at least a paragraph long, but no longer than 5 paragraphs.
3. There must be at least 5 emoticons per paragraph.
4. Emoticons beyond the standard 20 improve your odds of winning.


The best story will win 400 Gems and bragging rights.


Example:

So the other day I was a way to earn some more . I decided to go down to the bar. I had my as I asked for a job. The bartender was like and said "You already work here." And I was like .

[chicken]

as i read jasons deal to earn me some i was like and when i realized, i should partizipate. but first, i had to take a off my breakfast. because the bread was topped with so many things, i had to to get it all in. hardly swallowed, i was like " jason, this is leading nowhere" but instead of i just started writing . so if i win the i'll buy some... uh good stuff for you guys . so for me to win or else ! oh and jason, if i dont win, you're . thats right

[Freedan]

There's a total at work that no one likes. Complete (though she fancies herself a real , which she isn't). For some reason, tried flirting with yours truly, including a motion through the window. If you could combine , , , and in to a single reaction, that was me. I suspect that if I mention that to my other coworkers, there will be much from the women and from the men.

True story, by the way. Happened yesterday.

[Jason Tandro]

Hmm... this is tough. I think you both win...

[Freedan]

So there was this contest, and I thought , a chance to earn ... I need to think of some to....

Oh, contest is over. I gotz mon-nay.

[Flamez]

So the when I woke up this morning I was like and then I was like luckily I had my coffee making me feel like . Then the girlfirend woke up and she was like and I was like , so she was like and I was like , as you can imagine this pissed her off hardcore, seriosly who goes around and gets away with it? Anyway she grabbed me and So I and she and I and she . Then I burnt here alive.


Later that day I ran into this amazing chick, and I said and she was totally into me, we went back to my place and we and then after that she got on here kness and and I was like , she continued to for hours, it was amazing, she cleaned my house really well!

[Jason Tandro]

The contest was over, Flamez... but I can't in good conscience not give you 400 Gems for that.

[tay120n64]

That was a very short contest. I didn't even have time to get un-lazy and participate.

[Jason Tandro]

Sometimes people are too fast for me.